Forum Replies Created

Viewing 15 posts - 1,396 through 1,410 (of 3,544 total)

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Can someone help out here? I started

    My suggestions (for what their worth)

    get p2 to retrive column info from syscolumns and bulid dynamic sql to produce temp table of single...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: There Must Be 15 Ways To Lose Your Cursors... part 1, Introduction

    Brave, very brave article, but well done πŸ™‚ looking forward to the rest πŸ˜€

    I once used cursors :pinch: before I saw the error of my ways πŸ˜‰ and changed them...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    To Thread or not to Thread, that is the question;

    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

    The angst and flames of outrageous posters,

    Or to take arms against a sea of...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    This is like following a chain of B-Movie horror films...

    And don't forget the books

    Threading for Dummies

    The idiot's guide to Threading

    Threading and how it ruined my life

    Thrawn "Devil of a Thread"

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Performance issue with tally solution

    It’s just amazing to see how peoples contribution here overshoots all I’ve ever seen!

    It's what makes those people and this community so great :w00t:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    So it probably needs more than a yes or no type answer.

    That is why I was hesitant to answer

    Maybe it's of of those Jeff answers 'It Depends' :w00t:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Anyone feel up to this?

    I was thinking of "Neither, it's Microsoft Standard" πŸ˜›

    But then thats just the cynic in me πŸ˜‰

    Honestly, I'd like to, and state it's close to ANSI...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    This tells me that when you move to varchar(max)/nvarchar(max) data types, you really need to look closer at how you are doing things

    And since CLR (.NET) strings are unicode, I...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Performance issue with tally solution

    looks like I'm gonna have to learn C#.

    Watch out that your halo does not slip too far Jeff πŸ˜‰

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: T-SQL 2005 Help

    ...and hand assembled machine language...

    Me too but coded and written directly in hex :blink:

    I did start out with 80 column cards

    Did my first programs on punched card with a...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Just Walk Away - Blacklisting - and Twits without Twitter

    Gail is awesome in the high velocity pork chop arena

    Any your not bad either Jeff πŸ˜‰

    Ooooh! ouch, that damn pork chop, I was only kidding Jeff πŸ˜›

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    By the way... this is the kind of newbie I like to see...

    He is a trophy

    Totally agree πŸ˜€

    ...Then the hammer gets rolled up in the pork chop

    And I...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Just Walk Away - Blacklisting - and Twits without Twitter

    Oh no! not a "twit list" :blink:

    I'll end up on it for a different reason that the one you're thinking of :w00t:

    as in being a real twit :pinch:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bob Hovious (4/2/2009)


    Hey Gus, are we having fun yet with Mr. MulticolumnSort?

    Dunno about fun, but maybe we should post a few impossible and useless solutions, may be keep them entertained...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Multi Column Sort

    Oh! and btw, does Occam's razor spring to mind here :crazy:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

Viewing 15 posts - 1,396 through 1,410 (of 3,544 total)