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BWFC (7/22/2015)
'Why didn't this appear on your report? It's wrong. There's been an incident and you've made us look bad in front of government.' - The Business
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'It's not...
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July 23, 2015 at 5:46 am
If it's in a seperate domain, it may be easier using SSIS to do it, or output the file locally and use xp_ cmdshell to run a batch command to...
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July 21, 2015 at 10:15 am
Sean Lange (7/21/2015)
andrew gothard (7/21/2015)
I have the following scenario.
We have a database on...
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July 21, 2015 at 10:00 am
Grant Fritchey (7/2/2015)
Since I am usually the harbinger of ill tidings on the thread, you guys should know, Skynet seems to be going live.
"the robot had not suffered a technical...
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July 7, 2015 at 7:37 am
Alvin Ramard (6/30/2015)
Is it ok to suggest dropping tables?...
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July 2, 2015 at 8:59 am
GoofyGuy (6/30/2015)
None of the following are technical questions, they're just simple and conversational, but they reveal a lot.
One question I often ask is, 'What are the title and author of...
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July 1, 2015 at 8:02 am
Jeff Moden (6/25/2015)
... one of them even told me that he'd never worked with clustered indexes before because he'd never had to work with clustered servers before.
Did you hire him?
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June 26, 2015 at 5:39 am
Jeff Moden (6/23/2015)
TomThomson (6/23/2015)
If that had happened on a large scale we would still be using hierarchic and network databases not relational.
Heh... it did happen on a large scale...
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June 25, 2015 at 10:27 am
chrisn-585491 (6/17/2015)
Second: The IT management in the public sector is equally incompetent.
Having worked in both public and private, I have to say the idea that the private sector...
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June 25, 2015 at 8:18 am
David.Poole (6/7/2015)
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I can think of three occasions where revealing the salary has caused immense damage. In two cases under performing individuals were being paid more than the highest performing...
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June 18, 2015 at 8:42 am
Luis Cazares (6/12/2015)
Lynn Pettis (6/12/2015)
Alvin Ramard (6/12/2015)
Lynn Pettis (6/12/2015)
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June 12, 2015 at 11:16 am
Alan.B (5/27/2015)
meilenb (5/27/2015)
Alan.B (5/27/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/27/2015)
meilenb (5/27/2015)
Alan.B (5/27/2015)
meilenb (5/24/2015)
...Everyone knows that CO2, CH4 and N2O ...
How is the science clear on climate change when the scientists can't agree? ...
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June 12, 2015 at 9:11 am
Ed Wagner (5/27/2015)
The point is not valid and neither is the data. Ask 10 scientists about global warming data and you'll get 10 different answers. Ask the same...
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June 12, 2015 at 8:22 am
Alvin Ramard (5/29/2015)
Alan.B (5/29/2015)
Luis Cazares (5/29/2015)
I'm not sure if you've seen this, but it made me laugh and wanted to share it with you.http://geekandpoke.typepad.com/geekandpoke/2011/01/nosql.html
Haha. Would be even funnier if it...
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June 4, 2015 at 9:33 am
Ed Wagner (5/26/2015)
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May 29, 2015 at 5:58 am
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