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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    JAZZ Master (3/26/2012)


    anthony.green (3/26/2012)


    Ray K (3/26/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (3/26/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (3/26/2012)


    yonder

    hill

    over the

    and far away

    NeverNeverLand

    PeterPan (who needs spaces? :-P)

  • RE: Acronym factoid

    nice easy question.

    cengland0 (3/26/2012)


    It could stand for any of the following:

    Security Support Provider Interface (Microsoft)

    Security Service Provider Interface (Microsoft)

    Society of Satellite Professionals International

    Steady-State Plasma Insulin

    Signs and Symptoms of Psychotic Illness...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Brandie Tarvin (3/26/2012)


    yonder

    hill

  • RE: A Personality Test

    David.Poole (3/25/2012)


    I sat a Myers Briggs test with my department. As an Aspie I asked if it could spot personality defects, at which point my boss started to laugh.

    We...

  • RE: The Maintenance Poll

    At Neos we had a simple rule: if a customer had a problem, we would fix it as fast as possible. Of course for that to make sense we...

  • RE: Dealing with custom date formats in T-SQL

    Really good article, I like it very much. So please don't take the following as suggesting that it isn't, because that would be utterly wrong.

    There are a couple of...

  • RE: A Personality Test

    Paul Smith-221741 (3/22/2012)


    I'd be a Tank - Riding roughshod over Developers 😛

    In that case I guess I would have to be a motorised 80mm cannon equipped with moder armour piercing...

  • RE: Unknown NULLs

    Kevin Gill (10/28/2009)


    My example was just a simplified version where you might be comparing foreign keys which map to identity columns and thus can never validly be negative.

    Identity columns can...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (3/23/2012)


    SQLRNNR (3/23/2012)


    anthony.green (3/23/2012)


    SQLRNNR (3/23/2012)


    bcsims 90437 (3/23/2012)


    anthony.green (3/23/2012)


    COFFEE!!!!!!!!!! had to much of the stuff today, I'm wired

    brown

    mustard

    wholegrain

    gluten

    Beer

    Maibier (not too long to wait now)

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (3/23/2012)


    Sean Lange (3/23/2012)


    GilaMonster (3/23/2012)


    Can I have some too?

    50 posts (or more) trying to explain index fragmentation. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1202104-1550-1.aspx Maybe I was assuming basic knowledge that doesn't exist...

    And if finally...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (3/23/2012)


    Peter Maloof (3/23/2012)


    Gianluca Sartori (3/23/2012)


    It was impossible to have search results without porn sites within.

    You've never heard of Rule 34[/url]?

    It was only a matter of time before those rules...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (3/23/2012)


    Gianluca Sartori (3/23/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (3/23/2012)


    What is "google"?

    The working counterpart of Bing. 😛

    What is Bing? :hehe:

    Mr Crosby's christian name. 🙂

  • RE: SSIS-Fast Parse

    Nice and straightforward.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    anthony.green (3/23/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (3/23/2012)


    Koen Verbeeck (3/23/2012)


    anthony.green (3/23/2012)


    Koen Verbeeck (3/23/2012)


    It's you.

    Ah thanks for that, makes me feel better knowning its just a localised issue.

    Well, the local version works. If I...

  • RE: SARGable

    SQL Kiwi (3/30/2010)


    Bit hash calling the lack of an automatic transformation from LEFT to LIKE a bug!

    Are you sure it is a provably safe transformation in absolutely all cases?

    I thought...

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