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Would be a good April Fool's question...:-D
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April 18, 2016 at 1:00 pm
SELECT INTO does place locks on system metadata, which can cause issues for users, until the SELECT INTO completes. INSERT INTO can be minimally logged by using a TABLOCK....
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June 9, 2015 at 10:13 am
100% over couple hundred servers, for DR, maintenance, continuity. SQL 2012 mostly. Data warehouse is all solid state with Kaminario All-Flash Array. 😎
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May 8, 2015 at 1:14 pm
Thanks, it doesn't bother me but I don't want to affect other users! Good to hear someone else has seen this. Thought about creating a job to run...
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January 21, 2015 at 3:40 pm
These don't work with partitioned tables or indexes. It lists everything on separate rows.
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January 31, 2014 at 4:13 pm
COMPUTE isn't supported in SQL 2012, just FYI... 😀
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October 24, 2013 at 3:48 pm
I think a good test would be to see how many people reading this article do not know what a 'Borg' is? Does a techie have to know scifi?...
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Remember as you walk down lifes road, don't forget to stop and pee on the bushes - Thordog[/font]
May 21, 2012 at 12:23 pm
A nod to the new Bobby Fischer documentary? Enjoyable cartoon, none the less. 😀
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June 2, 2011 at 11:09 am
Rudy Panigas (1/21/2011)
Give it a try and let...
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January 21, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Grant Fritchey (1/14/2011)
homebrew01 (1/14/2011)
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January 14, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Gitmo, cool! Sean did a great job on that table. I have programmers I show it to that still use SQL date functions against the table. :w00t:...
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January 13, 2011 at 9:30 am
This is mentioned in my post Calculate U.S. Holidays at [/url]. I just added a column is_workday to Sean's existing script, then made my holiday script. Hope that...
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January 13, 2011 at 8:23 am
Isn't Voldemort evil? J.K. Rowling must be freelancing...and the MulletDB is hilarious!
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January 11, 2011 at 11:51 am
Call free weekend is a good Christmas wish! Thanks for your informative website and hard work. 😎
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December 23, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Hey Sean, I still use this wonderful program at work! Last year I added a is_workday column to flag for holidays. And created a script to generate the...
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June 3, 2010 at 9:46 am
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