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  • RE: GUID behaviour?

    Paul, I think you missed something in the midgame posts. His question is really why it didn't throw a syntax error when he used = to compare...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Revised modest proposal: Carry katana and wakazashi on your person at all times.

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  • RE: GUID behaviour?

    Respectfully, it wasn't clear. I read it the same way sturner did at first.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (10/12/2010)


    The Dixie Flatline (10/12/2010)


    Modest proposal for you, Gail: Take your katana and wakazashi to the next meeting.

    Just lay them on the table...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Modest proposal for you, Gail: Take your katana and wakazashi to the next meeting.

    Just lay them on the table and proceed to discuss things...

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  • RE: GUID behaviour?

    Not after you groaned at my joke.

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  • RE: GUID behaviour?

    This is an American joke I just had to add here. You both deserve time off for GUID behavior.

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  • RE: Columns to rows

    It not only reads easier, it should be child's play to generate dynamically as well.

    Jeff, you should check out this thread. It's about a year old, but it...

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  • RE: One Million Posts

    Whatever the percentages, all you guys (and gals) are awesome.

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  • RE: Problem in finding duplicate records using CTE

    One alternative is the old school way: Do a summary query.

    GROUP BY all the columns used to determine a duplicate . Store all results...

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  • RE: Create a table from Column Data in another Table

    If I correctly understand what you are trying to do, the attached dynamic SQL code would do the trick for you. But I'm not sure this is...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I just had an idea for an epic summer movie. It involves an intrepid group of DBA's and SQL Developers who get sent back to prehistoric...

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  • RE: One Million Posts

    Alvin Ramard (10/7/2010)


    The Dixie Flatline (10/7/2010)


    Thanks to everyone for sharing your knowledge, insight, humor, and support.

    When you say humor, are you including me? 😀

    Alvin, I couldn't exclude you...

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  • RE: One Million Posts

    Thanks to everyone for sharing your knowledge, insight, humor, and support.

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  • RE: split columns

    You seem to be trying to turn columns into rows. Will one of the solutions below work for you?

    declare @sample table ([product_id_1] int,

    [scan_time__sec] int,

    [focal_spot_mm] int,...

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