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  • RE: How to grouping/collapse multiple rows into a single row?

    In 2008 you have a couple of options. You can cross apply a query to select the top 1 row for each ordered by date descending. ...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (11/11/2010)


    Nor here any longer. Guess the results are no longer 'latest'

    Just a list of several people retweeting and/or agreeing with Grant's initial tweet

    From @SQLintheWild : Yea though I walk...

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  • RE: Merge error handling

    devora.fs (11/1/2010)


    Need help handling errors while running a merge statement.

    How to I make the merge behave as if it has a try-catch block surrounding each record processed

    ( If...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Craig Farrell (10/19/2010)


    jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/19/2010)


    jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)


    ...and, because I'm a complete and utter dork, it's almost 5, and I think it's funny, I'll repeat a poll I did at work today,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Incredibles?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Eh? What did you just say, Alvin?

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  • RE: Sort order change

    It's a performance killer only because it prevents the optimizer from identifying an index that could eliminate the sort. If the result set is small, the impact...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (10/18/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2010)


    The Dixie Flatline (10/18/2010)


    I once heard two brothers argue (inconclusively) about whether or not black and white were colors. Opinions anyone?

    How about scientific fact?

    Color...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I once heard two brothers argue (inconclusively) about whether or not black and white were colors. Opinions anyone?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Tom.Thomson (10/13/2010)


    The Dixie Flatline (10/13/2010)


    Does this bug anyone else, or should I go back to taking my chill pills?

    Go back to the chill pills.

    People with a poor grasp of...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I would say that Gail is professional, and controls herself even when her knuckles are growing white from gripping the scabbard.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I wasn't forgetting 733t, Brandie. This just didn't read like it to me.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I duuno how ,pls any1 explane

    Gail, this is a quote from that link. There is just something I always find curious about posts like these. ...

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  • RE: GUID behaviour?

    Paul White NZ (10/13/2010)


    The Dixie Flatline (10/13/2010)


    Paul, I think you missed something in the midgame posts. His question is really why it didn't throw a syntax error...

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  • RE: Problem in finding duplicate records using CTE

    If some of the views reference the same tables you may want to consider rewriting the query entirely to run without views.

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