I'd be happy to Jason, if you will include a picture of what you look like.

In 2008 you have a couple of options. You can cross apply a query to select the top 1 row for each ordered by date descending. ...

GilaMonster (11/11/2010)

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Nor here any longer. Guess the results are no longer 'latest'

Just a list of several people retweeting and/or agreeing with Grant's initial tweet

From @SQLintheWild : Yea though I walk...

devora.fs (11/1/2010)

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Need help handling errors while running a merge statement.

How to I make the merge behave as if it has a try-catch block surrounding each record processed

( If...

Craig Farrell (10/19/2010)

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jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)

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CirquedeSQLeil (10/19/2010)

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jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)

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...and, because I'm a complete and utter dork, it's almost 5, and I think it's funny, I'll repeat a poll I did at work today,...

The Incredibles?

Eh? What did you just say, Alvin?

It's a performance killer only because it prevents the optimizer from identifying an index that could eliminate the sort. If the result set is small, the impact...

CirquedeSQLeil (10/18/2010)

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Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2010)

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How about scientific fact?

Color...

I once heard two brothers argue (inconclusively) about whether or not black and white were colors. Opinions anyone?

Tom.Thomson (10/13/2010)

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Go back to the chill pills.

People with a poor grasp of...

I would say that Gail is professional, and controls herself even when her knuckles are growing white from gripping the scabbard.

I wasn't forgetting 733t, Brandie. This just didn't read like it to me.

Gail, this is a quote from that link. There is just something I always find curious about posts like these. ...

Paul White NZ (10/13/2010)

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The Dixie Flatline (10/13/2010)

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Paul, I think you missed something in the midgame posts. His question is really why it didn't throw a syntax error...