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Sean Lange (6/13/2013)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/13/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.
Dixie, I could kiss...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 13, 2013 at 8:26 am
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.
Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)
By the way, does anybody else get...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 13, 2013 at 8:04 am
Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.
By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 13, 2013 at 7:15 am
SQLRNNR (6/7/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/7/2013)
L' Eomot Inversé (6/7/2013)
pchirags (6/7/2013)
bharatmata
hari
hair
ball
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 8, 2013 at 7:25 am
L' Eomot Inversé (6/7/2013)
pchirags (6/7/2013)
bharatmata
hari
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 7, 2013 at 2:44 pm
NNnnoooorrrrrrmmmm
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 7, 2013 at 1:34 pm
WayneS (6/7/2013)
Brandie Tarvin (6/7/2013)
I hate SQL Server destinations.Really, really, really, really, really hate them.
GRRR.
:ermm: ... I initially read this as "I hate SQL Saturday destinations.", and was thinking "Really? I'd...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 7, 2013 at 7:54 am
blade
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 7, 2013 at 7:27 am
no see 'ums
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 5, 2013 at 1:55 pm
wolfkillj (6/4/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/4/2013)
GabyYYZ (6/4/2013)
Back...what I miss?It depends.
What alternate reality ID do you use with DBCC TIMEWARP?
I have the funny feeling that we have been...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 4, 2013 at 10:13 pm
Jeff Moden (6/4/2013)
Brandie Tarvin (6/4/2013)
1) SCREAM really loudly so everyone knows there is a problem.
2) Run out of the building as fast as possible.
3) Update my resume.
4) Job...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 4, 2013 at 4:40 pm
GabyYYZ (6/4/2013)
Back...what I miss?
It depends.
What alternate reality ID do you use with DBCC TIMEWARP?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 4, 2013 at 2:37 pm
GilaMonster (6/4/2013)
Brandie Tarvin (6/4/2013)
Please 'splain?
It's referring to the number base.
dec 25, 25 in decimal, ie base 10. 2x10+5
oct 31, 31 in octal, ie base 8. 3x8+1
They're the same number. In...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 4, 2013 at 8:06 am
It took me a while to get it. I had to cut off my thumbs first.
Jwolfkill advises me that if I cut off both my big toes I...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 3, 2013 at 3:40 pm
jcrawf02 (6/3/2013)
Stefan Krzywicki (6/3/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/3/2013)
What does a MAX datatype do?Pulls a sled for the Grinch datatype
Wow, 78 seconds (between posts) to come up with the best SQL joke...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 3, 2013 at 2:30 pm
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