jcrawf02 (6/3/2013)

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Wow, 78 seconds (between posts) to come up with the best SQL joke...

Um, Guys.... I was being sarcastic.

+5

I love it! :-P:-P:-P

What does a MAX datatype do?

I just use it for all my columns. That way I never get any pesky datatype errors.

Stefan Krzywicki (5/30/2013)

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The Dixie Flatline (5/30/2013)

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Stefan Krzywicki (5/30/2013)

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Lowell (5/30/2013)

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The Dixie Flatline (5/30/2013)

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GilaMonster (5/30/2013)

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The Dixie Flatline (5/30/2013)

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GilaMonster (5/30/2013)

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I just delete that kind of thing outright, long with the 'Answer my posted...

I am so tempted to put that in a tag somewhere. <fnord>Information not to be displayed.</fnord>

Stefan Krzywicki (5/30/2013)

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Lowell (5/30/2013)

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The Dixie Flatline (5/30/2013)

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GilaMonster (5/30/2013)

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The Dixie Flatline (5/30/2013)

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GilaMonster (5/30/2013)

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I just delete that kind of thing outright, long with the 'Answer my posted question', 'explain life, the universe...

GilaMonster (5/30/2013)

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The Dixie Flatline (5/30/2013)

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GilaMonster (5/30/2013)

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I just delete that kind of thing outright, long with the 'Answer my posted question', 'explain life, the universe and everything to me' and other...

annnnnd... back to...

If 42 is the answer (to life, the universe, and everything), what is the question?

therblig

GilaMonster (5/23/2013)

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jcrawf02 (5/23/2013)

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GilaMonster (5/22/2013)

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Yes, but...

OK.... so what are the parameters for DBCC TIMEWARP in SQL 2005 again? I"m about to derive to a point and disappear from this conversation.

Brandie Tarvin (5/16/2013)

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The Dixie Flatline (5/16/2013)

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But I only mentioned it (that I know...