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I didn't know it was POSSIBLE to be off-topic when posting to The Thread.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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March 18, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Thanks, Flo. I am going to hold time trials tonight.
Hope you have a good evening. 🙂
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Thanks guys. 🙂
I'm aware of SOUNDEX. The problem is that some of these strings aren't names, or even proper words, so I eliminated that...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Rob, I thank you for the compliment, but I must redirect the credit where it truly lies.
I thought I was fairly good at SQL until I started...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 5:50 pm
The normal application will be a comparison between two tables, with a table of several thousand being compared to a table of 75,000 and growing.
I am coding as we chat...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Unfortunately CLR isn't an option for me for the same reason that front end editing isn't. Long story.
As for fuzzy lookup, I haven't looked at it for a...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 4:48 pm
ONLY page 30??? 😛
Had the real madness even begun by that point? Time to try out DBCC TIMEWARP.
If...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I certainly don't hold a grudge about him calling Lynn "dense". 😛
... even if he did miss that offsides call.
Hey Ref, open your eyes... you're missing a...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Hey Guys... don't hijack the thread. We're in SQL 7,2000 here.
Please take further discussion over to an SQL2k5 thread. It's a good...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Steve, I won't ask about the balls, but do ruggers really eat their dead?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I have since grown to love SQL, and at least trying to help those even less knowledgable than myself
Those are the only qualifications I have, Greg. ...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Lynn, I didn't mean for my explanation to come over the top of your code. I just took a while to think about it and type it...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Thanks Derek. I hadn't had the time to do that, and couldn't have improved on it.
Fox, if you look at that last code you will see that...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 11:41 am
I was just coming here to post the same thing, Lynn. Although not a Jedi yet, it may be that he has turned from the Dark Side....
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 11:30 am
Hey Fox. Don't be overwhelmed by the rush of answers and questions after each post. There are a lot of people watching and we...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 11:11 am
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