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I presume it was the first statement.
What I know of chaos theory leads me to disbelieve the concept of "Temporal Inertia", although conversely it leads me to believe more strongly...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 10:08 am
Thanks, Lynn. Apparently I missed that when I first skimmed through fuzzy lookup. I was under the misimpression that it involved how many columns were exact...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 9:49 am
Interesting suggestion, and I will certainly look into it. Right now I minimize the number of rows by running separate queries, first joining for example on name (exact...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 9:36 am
Yog sothoth Cthulhu!
Y'ai'ng'Ngah
Yog-Sothoth:H'ee-L'Geb
F'ai Trhodog
Uaaah!
:w00t: Tekeli-li !!! Tekeli-li !!! :w00t:
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 9:22 am
Okay.... Sci/Fi people...
Have you read anything about the concept of temporal momentum or inertia?
(No, I have no idea where these thoughts come from.)
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 9:06 am
HAH! Way ahead of you, Derek 😀
It's now DBCC TIMEWARP. It takes 127 parameters, none of which are documented anywhere. Most of the parameters are for detailing your...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 9:01 am
You left out pork chops, Grant.
As I understand it, they are usuallly flung... although I suppose they COULD be used as a bludgeoning device.
The pork chop...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 8:27 am
I will try to dig up the Documentation of the undocumented parameters and try to figure out the correct order even if it takes a life time...
You have to...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 8:26 am
Do I have to do sp_timeTravel 'Future' ??
No, Roy. You just have to guess the right parameters for DBCC TIMEWARP. 😛
Derek:
Some work of...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 7:16 am
That's true, Derek, and I should probably give him half-credit for that.
Sergiy, I'm going to reply here to something that you said over in the "Rant"...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 7:02 am
Fox, let us in on something. Are you having to do a conversion of some existing code? Was all of this pregenerated for you, so...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 6:33 am
Hey Lynn, why are you quoting me? I think the man in the helmet is the one who requires the apology before the energy blades start...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 9:42 pm
ruh-roh...
Time to make space before the lightsabres start swinging.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Lynn's saintly patience is well-known. I'm betting on a long shot, for once. It seems to be paying off. But until he starts posting...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Jeff, I warned Fox he would hear about triangular joins one day.
Let us get the man weaned off cursors first !! 😉
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 18, 2009 at 7:33 pm
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