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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I presume it was the first statement.

    What I know of chaos theory leads me to disbelieve the concept of "Temporal Inertia", although conversely it leads me to believe more strongly...

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  • RE: Need a function to compare strings.

    Thanks, Lynn. Apparently I missed that when I first skimmed through fuzzy lookup. I was under the misimpression that it involved how many columns were exact...

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  • RE: Need a function to compare strings.

    Interesting suggestion, and I will certainly look into it. Right now I minimize the number of rows by running separate queries, first joining for example on name (exact...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Yog sothoth Cthulhu!

    Y'ai'ng'Ngah

    Yog-Sothoth:H'ee-L'Geb

    F'ai Trhodog

    Uaaah!

    :w00t: Tekeli-li !!! Tekeli-li !!! :w00t:

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Okay.... Sci/Fi people...

    Have you read anything about the concept of temporal momentum or inertia?

    (No, I have no idea where these thoughts come from.)

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    HAH! Way ahead of you, Derek 😀

    It's now DBCC TIMEWARP. It takes 127 parameters, none of which are documented anywhere. Most of the parameters are for detailing your...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    You left out pork chops, Grant.

    As I understand it, they are usuallly flung... although I suppose they COULD be used as a bludgeoning device.

    The pork chop...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I will try to dig up the Documentation of the undocumented parameters and try to figure out the correct order even if it takes a life time...

    You have to...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Do I have to do sp_timeTravel 'Future' ??

    No, Roy. You just have to guess the right parameters for DBCC TIMEWARP. 😛

    Derek:

    Some work of...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    That's true, Derek, and I should probably give him half-credit for that.

    Sergiy, I'm going to reply here to something that you said over in the "Rant"...

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  • RE: T-Sql rant

    Fox, let us in on something. Are you having to do a conversion of some existing code? Was all of this pregenerated for you, so...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Hey Lynn, why are you quoting me? I think the man in the helmet is the one who requires the apology before the energy blades start...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ruh-roh...

    Time to make space before the lightsabres start swinging.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn's saintly patience is well-known. I'm betting on a long shot, for once. It seems to be paying off. But until he starts posting...

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  • RE: T-Sql rant

    Jeff, I warned Fox he would hear about triangular joins one day.

    Let us get the man weaned off cursors first !! 😉

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