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So much for improving. Guess someone's going straight back on the blacklist.
I reluctantly reached that decision last week. I glanced at your link. He is...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 24, 2009 at 10:47 am
I came out on the better end of the deal, Alvin. Thanks for the coffee cup. 😉
By the way, Alvin should be congratulated on the first meeting...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 23, 2009 at 8:27 am
... and, lest we take ourselves way too seriously.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 22, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Vaguely serious, non-beer question.
I just kidded Lynn about chastising someone for hijacking "the rant", because it had already been briefly hijacked by a discussion of incrementing next rowID values....
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 22, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Don't hijack it like you guys did with the "increment" discussion, Lynn? 😉
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 22, 2009 at 9:14 pm
In Park City, Utah, they brew Polygamy Porter, in deference to the early Mormons.
Motto: Why have just one?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 20, 2009 at 8:41 am
Posted at the top and in my function.
- one character added or omitted between strings: Hovious/Hovios
or
- one character mistyped: Hovious/Jovious
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Arrogance, it seems, returned it has. Oh well, much hope I have no longer.
Is it possible he's been doing it all with cursors since 1995 ??
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Snort!
No thanks, Bruce. Cocaine makes me crazy. 😎
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 1:47 pm
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Leftover green beer?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 1:04 pm
You obviously don't need my help then.
I'd still advise you to just read, and follow, the Forum Etiquette[/url] article so that you completely lay out your questions...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Thanks G, but it fails the data test in one respect. When two extra characters are added at the front of the string, it would correctly throw...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Great, now I have to watch that thread so I can find out how it works too!
It works WONDERFULLY!! Lasts a long time, too....
I use...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Of course, there's some debate as to whether intelligent life exists anywhere in the universe.
The dolphins are still with us. 😉
All together now, everybody sing ...... ...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 11:49 am
Thanks for testing it, Flo.
Inline table valued functions generally perform better when processed against entire sets with CROSS APPLY. The problem is that...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 19, 2009 at 11:42 am
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