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Hold on to your pork chops, Jeff. 😀
The first thing Steve did was send him a link to a random number function. So the rocket ship...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 24, 2009 at 8:26 am
A couple of questions:
First, I can't even be sure from your text whether or not the "merge" (update?) is using the SC or the CRI table as it's target. ...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 24, 2009 at 8:08 am
Yeah, Jeff, but I'm from the south.
Alvin, and the folks who made it to the PASS Summit, can testify that I talk slow and use small words. 😉
But...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 23, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Sure, Jason. I'd be in debt to all of you guys.
Do me the great favor of being brutal with constructive criticism. The article is...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 23, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Like Steve said:
1. Generate a 10-digit random number (ex: 1234567890)
2. Cast it as varchar
3. Use left,right and or/substring to build your string
select '('+left('1234567890',3)+') '+substring('1234567890',4,3)+'-'+right('1234567890',4)
4....
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 23, 2009 at 3:34 pm
You were too quick for me, Steve.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I'll send you each a copy tonight. Thanks a bunch, guys. 🙂
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 23, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Thanks, Jack. I surely appreciate it.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 23, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Hey Steve:
I've just about got the "It Depends" article from a week or so ago finished. Should be ready for review tonight. ...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 23, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I had a nice thick ribeye Saturday night as part of the victory celebration when Ole Miss beat LSU. 😀
I also saw the movie "The...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 23, 2009 at 7:31 am
a) exec sp_InsertKeyIssues 'test', 'abc'
I got a local error message (cannot convert int to nvarchar) - and NOTHING WAS WRITTEN INTO THE ERROR LOG.
What was the error number and text,...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 23, 2009 at 7:17 am
Also, you cannot use a table variable name as a qualifier. You must alias the table variable as shown below. This will become important when you...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 23, 2009 at 7:04 am
MMmmmmm..... dead cow good....
Now my stomach is rumbling.
I'm definitely stopping by the grocery store for a couple of ribeyes and good cab.
I hope all y'all have a great weekend.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 20, 2009 at 5:04 pm
So, what *IS* inspiring you lately? 😉
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 20, 2009 at 8:14 am
I lost my mind some time ago. If you happen to find it, please return it to me. It's too small and weak to be out on its own.
Gus, you...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
November 20, 2009 at 7:41 am
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