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  • RE: Split string into table, separator can be more than 1 char

    It's a handy function, and a well written article. But, although I much prefer CTEs to subqueries, recursive CTEs are notoriously slow for this type of problem. ...

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  • RE: Pls help...How to Transpose Rows as Columns with out aggregation

    Even a cross-tab is going to do an aggregation. I use MAX() as the aggregation function.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Any fool can write

    Haiku in English.

    All he does is stop at sev

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I know 😉

    But you could spend your time helping someone else who also needs it and would appreciate it.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn,

    He's a flamer. Just walk away. Unsubscribe from that thread, and let him take his attitude elsewhere.

    Chad,

    Thanks. 😉

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I've always wondered about the sequence of titles. It seems like you should be crazy BEFORE you are committed. 😉

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn!! You're back !! 🙂

    How was the desert?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (11/17/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (11/17/2009)


    ARRRRGGGGGG!!!!

    Anything in particular?

    Overwhelming relational angst?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Have a nice trek, Lynn. Mind the shai-hulud.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Did somebody say "googoo peanut clusters" ??

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  • RE: Just Walk Away - Blacklisting - and Twits without Twitter

    I was shocked to see renewed activity in this thread. I thought it was ancient history.

    Don't worry, Stuart. There is no blacklist, and never...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (11/16/2009)


    Aaahhhhhh!!!

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic817076-146-1.aspx

    Spoon feeding?

    Gail,

    Try to... contain.... fist... of death!!

    :w00t:

    😛

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  • RE: help me to build this query. I'm going crazy.

    If I may add a few comments:

    1. Lutz knows SQL. He is humble enough to admit that he is still capable of learning more about it,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Looks like pure spam to me. I'd vote to zap that account and remove all messages originating from it.

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  • RE: Getting Row Wise values for Sending Mail

    Thank you for posting sample data and code. Unfortunately, your code sample is incomplete and correct. You dont' define or provide values for five local variables,...

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