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  • RE: Please answer to these questions

    Koen Verbeeck (12/15/2011)


    sqldba2k8 (12/15/2011)


    in software industry most of the working people are fake.

    Speak for yourself.

    sqldba2k8 (12/15/2011)


    genuine people have their own knowledge to get the job.

    Luckily they do.

    sqldba2k8 (12/15/2011)


    they are also...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Koen Verbeeck (12/15/2011)


    Back on topic again:

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1222173-391-1.aspx

    And it's with our personal favorite: the interview questions!

    I especially like his replies. We're all fake (and not crazy?).

    I do like that he posts the...

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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jim Murphy (12/14/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2011)


    SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/13/2011)


    SQLRNNR (12/13/2011)


    About due for a Pantsectomy :-D:-D:-D:-D

    40F in Denver, no need for pants today.:-P

    Just as long as...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: File Locations and SANs

    LutzM (12/14/2011)


    You might want to have a look at my question on a similar thread.

    It's not as much focused on the location of the file itself but more on the...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: File Locations and SANs

    Thanks everyone, these responses plus things I'm finding on-line, like articles by Brent Ozar are getting me to the point where I can at least ask intelligent questions and make...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (12/14/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/14/2011)


    Here I go asking for opinions again

    Does anyone know about configuring your sql server on a SAN? Or have opinions about the best place to put the...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (12/14/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/14/2011)


    Here I go asking for opinions again

    Does anyone know about configuring your sql server on a SAN? Or have opinions about the best place to put...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: File Locations and SANs

    Bru Medishetty (12/14/2011)


    I agree to what was already said by the Craig.

    About leaving the Log files on the Largest drive on the Server (keeping it local), is that drive fault...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: File Locations and SANs

    Evil Kraig F (12/14/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/14/2011)


    I don't know enough about SANs to know if this is a reasonable suggestion for SQL Server. Could there be throughput problems? Would there still...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Here I go asking for opinions again

    Does anyone know about configuring your sql server on a SAN? Or have opinions about the best place to put the files?

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (12/14/2011)


    Evil Kraig F (12/14/2011)


    I must be crazy, I haven't lost track of the thread and I'm pretty sure I know the story Gus is talking about! I think...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (12/13/2011)


    jcrawf02 (12/13/2011)


    I think that's actually showing up as a diagnosis in ICD-10, "Threadizen"

    CDC request...

    And the only cure is beingectomy - in other words, you have to be amputated from...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (12/9/2011)


    Cadavre (12/9/2011)


    Shows that Kiara's assessment is correct, so is there another reason it fails?

    CHAR(1). Concatenate '%' to a char(1) that holds 'A' and it gets silently dropped. So that...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (12/9/2011)


    Kiara (12/9/2011)


    Oh, I dunno... Maybe the fact that Zyl sorts *after* Z%? 😛 Been there, written that, laughed at myself afterwards... 🙂

    No, that's actually not it...

    Is it...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (12/9/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (12/9/2011)


    DUH!Code


    Code written by an experienced developer that defies all pre-existing code standards and the dev's knowledge skills by believing it can do something the developer knows is...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

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