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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (12/19/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/19/2011)


    Revenant (12/19/2011)


    bitbucket-25253 (12/19/2011)


    . . . Being too darn lazy perfrom the necessary calculations required for rocket engine design by using my slide rule. . ....

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/19/2011)


    GilaMonster (12/19/2011)


    I don't think I should say anything about when I started, or there may be overripe pawpaw coming in my general direction.

    You're just a...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Revenant (12/19/2011)


    bitbucket-25253 (12/19/2011)


    . . . Being too darn lazy perfrom the necessary calculations required for rocket engine design by using my slide rule. . . .

    Yes, we are...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/19/2011)


    Well, I started in '67. Breathing, that is. I was lucky enough to start playing with computers in '78 and we actually had keys to...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'm enjoying the "I started back when" converstations. I didn't start professionally until the late 80s, but since my mother went back to college to add a CS degree to...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Revenant (12/17/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/17/2011)


    Revenant (12/17/2011)


    OK - here it's how it works.

    Roll back say 20 years. IBM rules the corporate databases with its IMS and DB2. There is a newcomer...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Revenant (12/17/2011)


    OK - here it's how it works.

    Roll back say 20 years. IBM rules the corporate databases with its IMS and DB2. There is a newcomer called Oracle with...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Revenant (12/17/2011)


    LutzM (12/17/2011)


    L' Eomot Inversé (12/17/2011)


    LutzM (12/17/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/16/2011)


    L' Eomot Inversé (12/16/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/16/2011)


    SAP = Blech

    SAP = a lot worse than just Blech

    In addition to many of the faults I...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    LutzM (12/17/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/16/2011)


    L' Eomot Inversé (12/16/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/16/2011)


    SAP = Blech

    SAP = a lot worse than just Blech

    In addition to many of the faults I already knew about, it is...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    L' Eomot Inversé (12/16/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/16/2011)


    SAP = Blech

    SAP = a lot worse than just Blech

    In addition to many of the faults I already knew about, it is SO fussy.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SAP = Blech

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (12/15/2011)


    jcrawf02 (12/15/2011)


    Little help here, SSRS 2008 R2 analytical color map...but not in color? can't figure it out

    I haven't used these before, but I'm guessing the third image is...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (12/15/2011)


    Little help here, SSRS 2008 R2 analytical color map...but not in color? can't figure it out

    I haven't used these before, but I'm guessing the third image is where there...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (12/15/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/15/2011)


    Koen Verbeeck (12/15/2011)


    Back on topic again:

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1222173-391-1.aspx

    And it's with our personal favorite: the interview questions!

    I especially like his replies. We're all fake (and not crazy?).

    I do like...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Please answer to these questions

    Brandie Tarvin (12/15/2011)


    Dev (12/15/2011)


    there are at about 7 types of SQL Server DBAs in the world

    Would you please share it here or give a pointer to the...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

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