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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (4/22/2013)


    So this morning as I'm getting ready for work, I can't find earrings to match my shirt and I say "I need more jewelry."

    The SO looks at me...

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    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (4/19/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (4/19/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (4/19/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (4/19/2013)


    This is ... interesting. The town I live in is shut down for a manhunt. MBTA completely shut down. Thanks to the...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jasona.work (4/19/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (4/19/2013)


    This is ... interesting. The town I live in is shut down for a manhunt. MBTA completely shut down. Thanks to the magic of technology, it is...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (4/19/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (4/19/2013)


    This is ... interesting. The town I live in is shut down for a manhunt. MBTA completely shut down. Thanks to the magic of technology, it...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    This is ... interesting. The town I live in is shut down for a manhunt. MBTA completely shut down. Thanks to the magic of technology, it is still a work...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Got in this morning, plugged my laptop into the docking station and the SSD failed. Hooray technology?

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (4/17/2013)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/17/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (4/17/2013)


    So I have this ridiculous thought of doing a series of articles for my blog on how to build a SQL...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (4/17/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (4/17/2013)


    So I have this ridiculous thought of doing a series of articles for my blog on how to build a SQL Server database for a comic...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (4/17/2013)


    So I have this ridiculous thought of doing a series of articles for my blog on how to build a SQL Server database for a comic book collection.

    What...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: [Bulk Insert] Performance issues

    rafa.aborges (4/16/2013)


    Hello all,

    I'm facing a serious performance issue on my SQL Server 2008 database.

    Let me give you my scenario.

    I have a database with almost 4 TB of data. Only one...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lowell (4/16/2013)


    unlike all of you guys who completed all their tax paperwork in January and already got your refunds back, my yesterday was

    non stop juggling of funds so I could...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (4/3/2013)


    I'm curious, how do most of you like your dihydrogen monoxide, straight or flavored?

    straight and not in my lungs.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    So I'm reading up on column level encryption and msdn says Simple = X steps, With authenticator = Y steps.

    Microsoft technet says Simple = Y steps, authenticator = X steps.

    I...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Don't you just love when BOL is showing two ways of doing something, but includes subtle errors and inconsistencies?

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ChrisM@Work (3/22/2013)


    Evil Kraig F (3/21/2013)


    I am well aware of the bad contractors out there... I'm a contractor myself. I've actually called back to the home company and told them...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

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