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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (10/23/2010)


    The key to learning SSIS, at least for me, was to learn to trust the pipeline. As soon as you focus your efforts around keeping the data in...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Tom.Thomson (10/22/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)


    [rant]

    I'm getting sick and tired of having to deal with people trying to use SSIS without taking the time to learn how to use it first!!!!!!!!

    [/rant]

    Here's a...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (10/21/2010)


    GilaMonster (10/21/2010)


    Anyone need a good laugh?

    http://www.careerride.com/sql-server-what-is-index-segmentation.aspx

    Some gems...

    Q:What are the advantages of using Stored Procedures?

    Database backup methods:

    Q: Explain how to rename a table.

    Q: Explain how to determine if a table...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (10/21/2010)


    Anyone need a good laugh?

    http://www.careerride.com/sql-server-what-is-index-segmentation.aspx

    Some gems...

    Q:What are the advantages of using Stored Procedures?

    A: Stored procedures provide performance benefits through local storage, precompiling the code, and caching......

    Database backup methods:

    Full...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Tom.Thomson (10/20/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/20/2010)


    Ugh, I'm always telling people the importance of documentation and I've just been bitten by it myself! I'd put together a fairly complex query to remove duplicates...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (10/20/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/20/2010)


    ALZDBA (10/20/2010)


    GSquared (10/20/2010)


    Jeff Moden (10/19/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2010)


    Paul White NZ (9/21/2010)


    ...

    The current SQL development model is to address a small number of main product...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ugh, I'm always telling people the importance of documentation and I've just been bitten by it myself! I'd put together a fairly complex query to remove duplicates from a large...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ALZDBA (10/20/2010)


    GSquared (10/20/2010)


    Jeff Moden (10/19/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2010)


    Paul White NZ (9/21/2010)


    ...

    The current SQL development model is to address a small number of main product features in each new...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (10/19/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2010)


    Paul White NZ (9/21/2010)


    ...

    The current SQL development model is to address a small number of main product features in each new major release....

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/19/2010)


    jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)


    ...and, because I'm a complete and utter dork, it's almost 5, and I think it's funny, I'll repeat a poll I did at work today, assuming you...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Greg Edwards-268690 (10/19/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/19/2010)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (10/19/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/19/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/19/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/19/2010)


    Steve, do we have an award for this one?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1007106-392-1.aspx

    Should give him a Lincoln award for preserving the Union.

    ......

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Greg Edwards-268690 (10/19/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/19/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/19/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/19/2010)


    Steve, do we have an award for this one?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1007106-392-1.aspx

    Should give him a Lincoln award for preserving the Union.

    ... and people say MY...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (10/19/2010)


    Steve, do we have an award for this one?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1007106-392-1.aspx

    Should give him a Lincoln award for preserving the Union.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (10/18/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/18/2010)


    GSquared (10/18/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/18/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/18/2010)


    Jeff Moden (10/17/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/14/2010)


    The green value, if there is one, comes not from you...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (10/18/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/18/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/18/2010)


    Jeff Moden (10/17/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/14/2010)


    The green value, if there is one, comes not from you getting ebooks, but from...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

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