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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Luis Cazares (1/21/2015)


    Sioban Krzywicki (1/21/2015)


    Jeff Moden (1/21/2015)


    Sioban Krzywicki (1/21/2015)


    I hope everyone here is ok with it too...

    To be honest, I don't care if someone's eyes are on stems and they...

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    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/21/2015)


    Sioban Krzywicki (1/21/2015)


    The question is if I can get my name changed on the articles I've written here. : -)

    Sure thing. I think if you...

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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ChrisM@Work (1/21/2015)


    Sioban Krzywicki (1/21/2015)


    Anyway, hi! I'm Sioban. Sioban Jeanne Krzywicki. If you want the full name (that it'll be as soon as I finish all the legal paperwork, probably a...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (1/21/2015)


    Sioban Krzywicki (1/21/2015)


    Jeff Moden (1/21/2015)


    Sioban Krzywicki (1/21/2015)


    I hope everyone here is ok with it too...

    To be honest, I don't care if someone's eyes are on stems and they...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (1/21/2015)


    Sioban Krzywicki (1/21/2015)


    I hope everyone here is ok with it too...

    To be honest, I don't care if someone's eyes are on stems and they leave snail tracks. ...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Andrew Kernodle (1/21/2015)


    Although I've been in lurk-more-than-post mode lately...

    Hello there, Sioban! You've been super-awesome and helpful around here, and that earns my respect ahead of anything else. I'm...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BrainDonor (1/21/2015)


    Stefan Krzywicki (1/21/2015)


    Anyway, hi! I'm Sioban. Sioban Jeanne Krzywicki. If you want the full name (that it'll be as soon as I finish all the legal paperwork, probably a...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Koen Verbeeck (1/21/2015)


    Stefan Krzywicki (1/21/2015)


    I see how to change my name on my account and I'll go do that here in a minute. I'm just not sure it'll cascade to...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Hi everyone,

    I have a bit of an announcement and a question.

    I'm Transgender. I've come out as a woman in nearly every aspect of my life now and am at my...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Run NewID() multiple times

    Thanks, I'm going to have to read this over carefully to make sure I understand the nested "loop" thing.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Run NewID() multiple times

    Eirikur Eiriksson (1/16/2015)


    Quick alteration of the code, changed to set based double loop, the trick is to a add variations to the inner loop

    😎

    DECLARE @BATCHSIZE INT = 255;

    DECLARE @ROWCOUNT ...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Run NewID() multiple times

    A little, but doesn't that return a random length of 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ'? I was going for truly random strings of random lengths of as long as you...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I would appreciate the opinions of the people here on this question

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1652059-391-1.aspx

    I'm stuck.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (1/13/2015)


    Wow. I haven't posted to The Thread since last year... Anyway, hello again everyone.

    Me updates... I'm hoping to convince my bosses to pay for PASS this year...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (1/7/2015)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/7/2015)


    SQLRNNR (1/7/2015)


    Stefan Krzywicki (1/7/2015)


    Wow, that's a complete disaster. I wouldn't just be "downloading data to...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

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