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So Mr Harder, you last tax return..
we have some questions for you....
Just kidding!
(we'll see you later)
--Shaun
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April 1, 2008 at 7:19 am
dude you crack me up!
SQL2000/SQL2005(Mode 80) DBA - 'Hey my results don't fit any of the available answers, the question is wrong!':unsure:
'I want the points!':angry:
Final thought from me (oh...
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April 1, 2008 at 7:16 am
This thread has kept me entertained;
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost477574.aspx
What a wheeze! 😀
--Shaun
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April 1, 2008 at 7:01 am
:crazy: Arrrgh! :crazy:
Thats it I'm not posting on this thread anymore!
Other than to say its been educational for me to see how many poor, naive, neophytes
have fallen for this question....
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April 1, 2008 at 6:59 am
Terry,
Though you are correct in the statement that both are identical please see the post by wayne.mcdaniel this thread, page 6 I think.
(aliasing a different column to be the...
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April 1, 2008 at 6:46 am
Where is the link to the ten commandments?
--Shaun
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April 1, 2008 at 6:27 am
Ok thats the three rules of DBAs 🙂
What about the three rules of REBAR? :hehe:
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April 1, 2008 at 6:19 am
Yes, for all SQL Server 6.5/7/2000/2005/2008 and any other relational/object database;-
If they do not return an error for this type of Select returning two identically named columns then they are...
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April 1, 2008 at 5:58 am
'Twas a pleasure, mate!
(note to self must curb my caustic, mean, aggressive streak more). 😀
--Shaun
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April 1, 2008 at 5:31 am
Your expectations are/were flawed/jaded by the slack implementation of SQL in SQL Server 2000 🙂
Your opinion is noted, but is incorrect. 😉
Correct SQL syntax behaviour is demonstrated by, dare I...
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April 1, 2008 at 4:57 am
ayan_m:
Dude you need to chill.:)
The question of the day is merely a test of one's own knowledge and where it is found to be lacking one should profit from the...
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April 1, 2008 at 4:10 am
People should read all the previous posts before commenting.
The last two guys obviously have learned nothing!:hehe:
SQL server 2000 is flawed and SQL server 2005 (mode 80) is flawed.
Mode 90...
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April 1, 2008 at 4:00 am
Jeff are those the 'Three Rules'? 😀
akin to Asimov and Clarke
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April 1, 2008 at 3:21 am
barb.w:
answer (a) is wrong not in the context of the SQL version you are running but in the syntax of the SQL used in SQL Server 2000 and 2005(mode 80).:)
The...
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April 1, 2008 at 1:47 am
AF - I agree it was a poorly presented question. 🙁
(should have stated 2005/Mode 9 compatible).
But what a way to learn! 😉
You learn more from your defeats that from your...
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March 31, 2008 at 10:00 am
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