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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (8/10/2010)

    Jack Corbett (8/10/2010)

    If you are going to use maple syrup please at least make it REAL maple syrup, not Mrs. Butterworth's or something else like that.

    For those...

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    August 10, 2010 at 2:01 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2010)

    Alvin Ramard (8/10/2010)

    You could try maple syrop instead of sugar.

    An old friend once tried smoking salmon that had been marinated in maple syrop. I wish I had...

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    August 10, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    #1204990

  • RE: Parsing Parameters in a Stored Procedure

    Thanks for the article.

    I think one must be careful about the string parsing method used. I don't believe there is a one size fits all method for all scenarios....

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    August 10, 2010 at 12:48 pm

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  • RE: Parsing Parameters in a Stored Procedure

    Jeff Moden (8/10/2010)

    TheSQLGuru (8/10/2010)

    Didn't we have a MASSIVE thread here on SSC.com on string parsing, with amazing code samples and wonderful benchmarks??

    We did. I tried to voice an objection...

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    August 10, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    #1204987

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Indian cuisine - yum. I need to get me some samousas

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    August 10, 2010 at 11:51 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Here's another recipe

    Emeril's Candy Bacon

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    August 10, 2010 at 11:29 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (8/10/2010)

    GilaMonster (8/10/2010)

    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2010)

    Binged a recipe for Candied Bacon, just need to figure out what Demerara sugar is.

    Soft brown sugar. Don't know what name it goes by in...

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    August 10, 2010 at 11:05 am

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  • RE: Round up or down II

    Nice question. Thanks Hugo.

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    August 10, 2010 at 10:40 am

    #1204904

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (8/10/2010)

    once again, the power of The Thread is evident...I just walked into the break room to fill up my water, and there are Nerds just sitting there, waiting to...

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    August 10, 2010 at 10:26 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    If you can't find a nerds shirt, try this one instead:

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    August 10, 2010 at 9:49 am

    #1204876

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (8/10/2010)

    History.

    My wife and I had dinner last night with a German Woman. She gave the story of her life during World War II as a young girl (6-10 years...

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    August 10, 2010 at 9:44 am

    #1204871

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    collateral

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    August 10, 2010 at 8:30 am

    #1204819

  • RE: Advantage and Disadvantage of SQL Job

    The others have covered the differences of these two tools.

    Why use a SQL Job? One big reason is to run a process at a set time on a regular...

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    August 10, 2010 at 8:29 am

    #1204817

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Thanks Steve (and Grant, Kit, and Brandie) - very helpful

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    August 10, 2010 at 8:26 am

    #1204813

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BrainDonor (8/10/2010)

    Someone has landed a job as a DBA and hasn't heard about recovery models.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic966360-1292-1.aspx#bm966429

    Could someone take over please, I was trying to be helpful until the last reply and...

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    August 10, 2010 at 8:21 am

    #1204809

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