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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    UAMCRay (9/23/2010)


    Bad driving you say? Let me quote my Cuban buddy in Miami, "What do you expect, they were driving live farm animals last week! Horses, cattle, mules, and...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (9/23/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)


    crookj (9/23/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)


    Ray K (9/23/2010)


    Frick-a-fracka, firecracka, sis-boom-bah!

    Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! Rah! Rah! Rah!

    Ok

    Ray K

    Is a cheerleader 'eh

    Out-Freakin'-Standing! Now who's gonna grab the pompoms?

    Joe

    That's pom-freakin-poms

    ROF-Freakin'-LMAO!!! 😀

    Joe

    Dit-freakin'-to

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (9/23/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)


    Ray K (9/23/2010)


    Frick-a-fracka, firecracka, sis-boom-bah!

    Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! Rah! Rah! Rah!

    Ok

    Ray K

    Is a cheerleader 'eh

    Out-Freakin'-Standing! Now who's gonna grab the pompoms?

    Joe

    That's pom-freakin-poms

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/23/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (9/23/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/23/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (9/23/2010)


    The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)


    If I wanted to gamble on slots, Tunica is close enough.

    I don't gamble a lot either,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    OK, you win. Memphis is a gamble to live

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)


    You gamble every day you LIVE in Memphis.

    Living or driving in memphis could not be as bad as LV

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  • RE: Extremely slow query

    You're welcome and we hope you stay around a long time

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  • RE: Fun with Transactions - Part IV

    Thanks for the question.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (9/23/2010)


    Jason, be nice. You're hurting Bob's feelings.

    Bob, remember that Jason controls all the slot machines in Las Vegas and you might want to win someday

    Slots, tables...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ray K (9/23/2010)


    Frick-a-fracka, firecracka, sis-boom-bah!

    Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! Rah! Rah! Rah!

    Ok

    Ray K

    Is a cheerleader 'eh

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)


    The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)


    Any opinions on just getting rid of say 40% of the data? If you're trying to get a hundred...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (9/23/2010)


    This has to be one of the best questions I've seen anyone ask the OP.

    Q: "Do you have access to the Internet????"

    LOL

    It sometimes is the best question. ...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Chris Morris-439714 (9/23/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)


    in-freakin-digestion

    re-freakin'-fried-beans

    re-freakin-toottoot

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    in-freakin-digestion

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  • RE: Extremely slow query

    Bhuvnesh (9/23/2010)


    Jack Corbett (9/23/2010)


    Bhuvnesh (9/22/2010)


    Jack Corbett (9/22/2010)


    Foreign Keys are not indexes

    but i think, by default it gives non-clustered index.

    Nope. A foreign key does NOT create an index of any...

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