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  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    440692 I am just a number (4/29/2011)


    I tried saying I worked with computers, but had so many requests to fix printers or help set up wireless networks that I...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Tom.Thomson (4/29/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (4/29/2011)


    WOTD: Antithetical

    Quite contrary

    Mary, mary, Antithetical

    How does your garden grow

    Canary

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  • RE: Killing Statistics

    Good question and something worth learning

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (4/28/2011)


    Good golly, I missed it! I missed them both, in fact. Gail has recently gone over the 23K post mark and I passed the 25K...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    [Jim].[dba].[Murphy] (4/28/2011)


    SQLRNNR (4/28/2011)


    In a while

    In a cursor

    On a plane

    And in a train

    Although a nice work of art, I think Gail does a much better job.

    I'll try (humor inspired by "The...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (4/28/2011)


    SQLRNNR (4/28/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (4/28/2011)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/28/2011)


    SQLRNNR (4/28/2011)


    Ah suds, I better timewarp to get that new update so I can come back to the present, upgrade my...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (4/28/2011)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/28/2011)


    SQLRNNR (4/28/2011)


    Ah suds, I better timewarp to get that new update so I can come back to the present, upgrade my timewarp and then run...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ah suds, I better timewarp to get that new update so I can come back to the present, upgrade my timewarp and then run the new version with the new...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (4/28/2011)


    Haiku

    Listen... can you tell?

    Someone is using cursors.

    Hear the pork chops fly!

    How could you hear my puter from there?

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  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    Craig Farrell (4/28/2011)


    "You know Google? Okay, where you type in information, that's the front end. They make it pretty and give you a thousand options in a way...

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  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    Though vague - I just tell them I work with computers - if they have no clue.

    That said, "database" should be pretty well understood these days.

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  • RE: Resource Governor Calculations

    Good question and I learned something.

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Daniel Bowlin (4/28/2011)


    If a broken mirror is 7 years bad luck. What is it when your data mirror breaks every day?

    Start adding up the years!!!:-D

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  • RE: When a SQL file will not open in SSMS

    Nice Find.

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  • RE: Help with (easy for you) query

    krypto69 (4/27/2011)


    I got it..

    thanks again everyone...!

    Good to hear.

    You're welcome.

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