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440692 I am just a number (4/29/2011)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 29, 2011 at 10:01 am
Tom.Thomson (4/29/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (4/29/2011)
WOTD: AntitheticalQuite contrary
Mary, mary, Antithetical
How does your garden grow
Canary
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 29, 2011 at 9:56 am
Good question and something worth learning
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 28, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Jeff Moden (4/28/2011)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 28, 2011 at 6:53 pm
[Jim].[dba].[Murphy] (4/28/2011)
SQLRNNR (4/28/2011)
In a whileIn a cursor
On a plane
And in a train
Although a nice work of art, I think Gail does a much better job.
I'll try (humor inspired by "The...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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April 28, 2011 at 4:18 pm
The Dixie Flatline (4/28/2011)
SQLRNNR (4/28/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/28/2011)
The Dixie Flatline (4/28/2011)
SQLRNNR (4/28/2011)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
April 28, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (4/28/2011)
The Dixie Flatline (4/28/2011)
SQLRNNR (4/28/2011)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
April 28, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Ah suds, I better timewarp to get that new update so I can come back to the present, upgrade my timewarp and then run the new version with the new...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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April 28, 2011 at 2:46 pm
The Dixie Flatline (4/28/2011)
HaikuListen... can you tell?
Someone is using cursors.
Hear the pork chops fly!
How could you hear my puter from there?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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April 28, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Craig Farrell (4/28/2011)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 28, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Though vague - I just tell them I work with computers - if they have no clue.
That said, "database" should be pretty well understood these days.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
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April 28, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Good question and I learned something.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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April 28, 2011 at 9:58 am
Daniel Bowlin (4/28/2011)
If a broken mirror is 7 years bad luck. What is it when your data mirror breaks every day?
Start adding up the years!!!:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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April 28, 2011 at 9:12 am
Nice Find.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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April 27, 2011 at 1:47 pm
krypto69 (4/27/2011)
I got it..thanks again everyone...!
Good to hear.
You're welcome.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
April 27, 2011 at 1:37 pm
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