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  • RE: Login Properties

    wohoo - thanks

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)


    WayneS (5/2/2011)


    SQLRNNR (5/2/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)


    WayneS (5/2/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)


    And now I feel like I'm talking about breath mints...

    So... what's the difference between a person with an alphabet soup of...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)


    WayneS (5/2/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)


    And now I feel like I'm talking about breath mints...

    So... what's the difference between a person with an alphabet soup of certs, and a breath...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    WayneS (5/2/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)


    And now I feel like I'm talking about breath mints...

    So... what's the difference between a person with an alphabet soup of certs, and a breath mint?

    Type of...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    83 as in SQLSat83

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)


    Brandie(5/2/2011)


    Ninja, I can hardly throw stones on that particular point. Being a speed reader tends to work against me on the online forums.

    Same here... hence #1 for...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (5/2/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)


    Even worse than that he doesn't read the questions, nor the replies ...

    Ninja, I can hardly throw stones on that particular point. Being a speed reader tends...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    george sibbald (4/29/2011)


    Hey people, MS have presented me with an option to install an additional browser to IE, (they have been legally obliged to I believe).

    firefox, google chrome, safari and...

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  • RE: Execute SQL task is not changing to green color on success

    I would alter the query to make it more performant and find what else is causing it to deadlock when it dies.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Shawn Melton (4/29/2011)


    So yall tell me...

    The poster on this thread, the one with all the letters after his name, opened himself up cause he put his blog address on his...

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  • RE: Multiple files in PRIMARY filegroup - drilling down to which table stored on which file

    GabyYYZ (4/29/2011)


    SQLRNNR, the function and it's analogue sys.fn_physLocFormatter definitely drill down into the detail. Hmmm...maybe I can combine the two and get some very interesting info. 🙂 For...

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  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    Michael Valentine Jones (4/29/2011)


    Just tell people you're a cowboy. No one ever asks for help branding their calves.

    Where I live you'd get asked to do that. :hehe:

    You may get...

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  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    SQLRNNR (4/29/2011)


    440692 I am just a number (4/29/2011)


    I tried saying I worked with computers, but had so many requests to fix printers or help set up wireless networks that...

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  • RE: Multiple files in PRIMARY filegroup - drilling down to which table stored on which file

    As Michael said, tables are normally spread across the files in a filegroup. If you want to figure out which data has gone to which file in the filegroup,...

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  • RE: Temporary Indexes

    Temporary indexes is something that we use on a regular basis for reporting needs, etl needs and those once in a blue moon processes.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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