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Sean Lange (8/11/2015)
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Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 11, 2015 at 9:24 am
Sean Lange (8/11/2015)
OMG. I just ran across this in a database from a 3rd party. There are actually 50 nvarchar(1) columns with names 1 - 50. :w00t:
ATTRIBUTE1 nvarchar(1)
ATTRIBUTE2 nvarchar(1)
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ATTRIBUTE50 nvarchar(1)
Yeehaw!
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August 11, 2015 at 9:09 am
g.maxfield (8/11/2015)
WITH Tally ( n )
AS (
-- 1000 rows of tally table
...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 11, 2015 at 7:39 am
GilaMonster (8/11/2015)
And in unrelated news, something of moderate interest might be happening this afternoon/tonight (depending on timezones). Watch twitter.
With this kind of tease, you must have decided for a new...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 11, 2015 at 7:27 am
Gail in the Wild was lurking up on us and snatched 50k just like that.
Slow internet and all - sheesh.
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August 11, 2015 at 7:23 am
ChrisM@Work (8/11/2015)
Luis Cazares (8/11/2015)
Am I late to the party? I was on a meeting.Should I open the bottles of champagne? Who's in charge of the BBQ? :hehe:
Merry Christmas! Have I...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 11, 2015 at 7:22 am
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Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 10, 2015 at 4:32 pm
Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)
Sean Lange (8/10/2015)
SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)
Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)
Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)
And Silver Spoon is definitely one of them.I see Celko is trying to do some mentoring, so all will be ok.
At...
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August 10, 2015 at 3:17 pm
Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)
Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)
And Silver Spoon is definitely one of them.I see Celko is trying to do some mentoring, so all will be ok.
At least until his transaction gets...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 10, 2015 at 2:25 pm
Jack Corbett (8/10/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (8/10/2015)
Query query, sql sql, should we debate tomatoes and potatoes as well?How about "daytah" vs. "dahtah"?
how about daytay?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 10, 2015 at 1:44 pm
Sean Lange (8/10/2015)
kwere
The above sounds like with "air" or "bear"? I have heard this pronunciation but that has not happened frequently.
kwire
The above sounds like "clear" or "fear"? This is who...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 10, 2015 at 1:26 pm
Brandie Tarvin (8/10/2015)
SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)
kwere
kwire
or is it
kwôre
Which is correct if you read the word "query".
I have heard it All three ways. And two of them just hurt my ears...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 10, 2015 at 12:44 pm
Brandie Tarvin (8/10/2015)
SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)
Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)
Ed Wagner (8/10/2015)
Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)
SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)
Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 10, 2015 at 12:19 pm
Out of curiosity:
kwere
kwire
or is it
kwôre
Which is correct if you read the word "query".
I have heard it All three ways. And two of them just hurt my ears to hear them.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 10, 2015 at 12:17 pm
Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)
Ed Wagner (8/10/2015)
Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)
SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)
48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread
??...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 10, 2015 at 11:58 am
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