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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (9/15/2015)

    Alvin Ramard (9/15/2015)

    One question on Ask SQL Server Central is just begging for a smart *** answer!

    Question: Difference between 32 bit and 64 bit?

    Answer: 32 bits.

    😀

    And a haircut.

    😉

    LOL

    You...

    September 15, 2015 at 2:08 pm

    #1826900

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/15/2015)

    jasona.work (9/15/2015)

    BWFC (9/15/2015)

    Please tell me it's not just me who saw the title of today's editorial and immediately replied mentally with 'yes, you're a good...

    September 15, 2015 at 9:33 am

    #1826793

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Larry

    September 11, 2015 at 9:35 am

    #1826048

  • RE: What Kind of DBA Are You?

    Jeff Moden (9/6/2015)

    This seems to be a near plagiarism of Steve's recent article of the same name. It even has the same poll. What's up with that?

    Well, at...

    September 7, 2015 at 12:39 am

    #1824899

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (9/3/2015)

    Ed Wagner (9/3/2015)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/3/2015)

    Ed Wagner (9/3/2015)

    Ray K (9/3/2015)

    Ed Wagner (9/3/2015)

    Logical

    Spock

    Ambassador

    Brand

    Image

    Spawn

    Violator

    September 4, 2015 at 8:32 am

    #1824688

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (9/4/2015)

    SQLRNNR (9/4/2015)

    Alvin Ramard (9/4/2015)

    Sean Lange (9/4/2015)

    Alvin Ramard (9/4/2015)

    Brandie Tarvin (9/4/2015)

    I just came up with the great "customer friendly" metaphor for table contention.

    One business unit wants to know why...

    September 4, 2015 at 8:27 am

    #1824684

  • RE: Open Transactions

    PB_BI (9/4/2015)

    Nice question - BOL says that sysprocesses will be removed from future versions and to use sys.dm_exec_connections, sys.dm_exec_sessions, and sys.dm_exec_requests instead (https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms179881.aspx). That's what I love about QOTD -...

    September 4, 2015 at 8:24 am

    #1824683

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (9/4/2015)

    Sean Lange (9/4/2015)

    Alvin Ramard (9/4/2015)

    Brandie Tarvin (9/4/2015)

    I just came up with the great "customer friendly" metaphor for table contention.

    One business unit wants to know why production report X...

    September 4, 2015 at 8:13 am

    #1824669

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (9/3/2015)

    Another funny one today. Provided a DMV and a link to the documentation. I was asked "Is that real?"

    Nope. Just faked out the entire MSDN web site to...

    September 3, 2015 at 11:30 am

    #1824428

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ed Wagner (9/2/2015)

    DonlSimpson (9/2/2015)

    Luis Cazares (9/2/2015)

    whereisSQL? (9/2/2015)

    Ed Wagner (9/2/2015)

    crookj (9/2/2015)

    BL0B_EATER (9/2/2015)

    Ed Wagner (9/2/2015)

    BL0B_EATER (9/2/2015)

    SQLRNNR (9/1/2015)

    spineless

    backbone

    Accountability

    responsible

    liable

    Law

    Lawyer

    Judge

    Jury

    Executioner

    predictable:-D:-D

    September 3, 2015 at 11:18 am

    #1824415

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (9/3/2015)

    Isn't it interesting how people think some things are bugs instead of not doing things right?

    Well not doing it right is a bug!!

    September 3, 2015 at 11:17 am

    #1824414

  • RE: Byte Me: Bad Code

    Eric M Russell (9/3/2015)

    jckfla (9/3/2015)

    Eric M Russell (9/2/2015)

    Psst! Hey Buddy! You wanna buy some source code?

    Yuck, who let a sales repsentative for Red Hat wander into the data center? ...

    September 3, 2015 at 11:16 am

    #1824413

  • RE: Byte Me: Bad Code

    I enjoyed this one. I have actually encountered this kind of thing at a couple of previous employers. The cartoon just makes those experiences funnier now.

    September 3, 2015 at 8:46 am

    #1824325

  • RE: Byte Me: Bad Code

    Geoff.Sturdy (9/2/2015)

    S (cript) KID(dy) Row?

    Nice 😀

    September 3, 2015 at 8:44 am

    #1824324

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    spineless

    September 1, 2015 at 7:50 pm

    #1823846

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