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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/23/2015)


    Ed Wagner (9/23/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/23/2015)


    SQLRNNR (9/23/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/23/2015)


    This made me giggle

    *cough*:cool:

    Come on Jason, don't be shy, pitch one of your good comments:-P in here, I've only done few...

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  • RE: cluster node licensing

    The licensing guide provided is still applicable. Note it was written after the release of SQL Server 2008 Standard edition.

    If you need something more official, use this and check the...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/23/2015)


    WayneS (9/23/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/23/2015)


    SQLRNNR (9/23/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/23/2015)


    This made me giggle

    *cough*:cool:

    Come on Jason, don't be shy, pitch one of your good comments:-P in here, I've only done few millions...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/23/2015)


    This made me giggle

    *cough*:cool:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Oh boy. I took a peek at the JET thread. Totally reminds me of a contestant a few seasons back on Ink Master. His name was Magic Mike.

    Just spewing crap...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (9/18/2015)


    SQLRNNR (9/18/2015)


    Jack Corbett (9/18/2015)


    Okay, I'm going to give the instructor the benefit of the doubt. Maybe lesson 1 is cursor and lesson 2 is set-based...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (9/18/2015)


    Okay, I'm going to give the instructor the benefit of the doubt. Maybe lesson 1 is cursor and lesson 2 is set-based and there will...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (9/18/2015)


    Jack Corbett (9/18/2015)


    Just got a deadlock alert from Idera DM and this is the query(anonymized):

    '

    SELECT

    *

    FROM

    "database"."dbo"."table" WITH (UPDLOCK, REPEATABLEREAD)

    WHERE

    ...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    DTA

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    eccentricDBA (9/17/2015)


    crookj (9/17/2015)


    Ed Wagner (9/17/2015)


    SQLRNNR (9/17/2015)


    Ed Wagner (9/16/2015)


    SQLRNNR (9/16/2015)


    venom

    Snake

    Cobra Commander

    Comic Books

    Vision 🙂

    x-ray glasses

    four

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ed Wagner (9/16/2015)


    SQLRNNR (9/16/2015)


    venom

    Snake

    Cobra Commander

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    venom

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Loud server is a huge issue.

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  • RE: Byte Me: NooseSQL

    Hahaha. NoSQL :hehe:

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ed Wagner (9/15/2015)


    Sean Lange (9/15/2015)


    SQLRNNR (9/15/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/15/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (9/15/2015)


    One question on Ask SQL Server Central is just begging for a smart *** answer!

    Question: Difference between 32 bit and 64...

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