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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (10/27/2011)

    Strange coincidence!

    And it continues

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    October 27, 2011 at 8:49 am

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  • RE: Query Plan Execution Order

    Cool/Cruel question:-D

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    October 27, 2011 at 8:47 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (10/26/2011)

    what do you guys use for calendar apps?

    I use Google Calendar. I have a personal calendar and then there is a shared calendar for the family.

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    October 27, 2011 at 8:44 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (10/26/2011)

    jcrawf02 (10/26/2011)

    what do you guys use for calendar apps?

    My failing memory! 😛 The cool part about it is, I don't have to go to so many meetings...

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    October 27, 2011 at 8:42 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (10/26/2011)

    Jim Murphy (10/26/2011)

    With outlook, my wifekids didn't know where I was planning to be.

    BWAA-HAAA!!!! Some fellows I know would consider that to be a feature! 😛

    I like this...

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    October 27, 2011 at 8:41 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (10/26/2011)

    Okay, I'm sorry but that was just gross.

    Happy Halloween :-D:-D

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    October 26, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    #1399868

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (10/26/2011)

    SQLRNNR (10/26/2011)

    Sean Lange (10/26/2011)

    Chad Crawford (10/26/2011)

    I was in a meeting today where we were talking about bug tracking, and I just have to share. Here is...

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    October 26, 2011 at 12:43 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (10/26/2011)

    Chad Crawford (10/26/2011)

    I was in a meeting today where we were talking about bug tracking, and I just have to share. Here is how it went:

    Boss...

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    October 26, 2011 at 12:33 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2011)

    I've been meaning to post this.

    I was in the supermarket the other day and I found that Old Spice is making a deoderant for SQL Server people.

    White messy...

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    October 26, 2011 at 12:07 pm

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  • RE: Which Is More Effeceint Case or IF Then - When No Table Is Involved

    I prefer the case for many scenarios due to readability.

    However, if the "if..else..else" kind of logic is used, readability becomes equal to me and thus either would be fine.

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    October 26, 2011 at 11:44 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    WayneS (10/26/2011)

    SQLRNNR (10/26/2011)

    Congrats to Wayne for winning the TSQL Challenge

    Thanks Jason.

    Like I said in my blog[/url], I only submitted the winning entry... SQL Server 2012 is the winner here (or...

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    October 26, 2011 at 11:40 am

    #1399820

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/26/2011)

    SQLRNNR (10/26/2011)

    Congrats to Wayne for winning the TSQL Challenge

    Which one?

    This One

    .

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    October 26, 2011 at 11:24 am

    #1399811

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Congrats to Wayne for winning the TSQL Challenge

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    October 26, 2011 at 11:04 am

    #1399798

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chad Crawford (10/26/2011)

    I was in a meeting today where we were talking about bug tracking, and I just have to share. Here is how it went:

    Boss (to group):...

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    October 26, 2011 at 11:04 am

    #1399795

  • RE: Raw Materials - Minds on Fire

    Still a funny comic.

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    October 26, 2011 at 10:57 am

    #1399790

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