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  • RE: Pride and Security

    Perfect topic for the day. I had similar feelings as I was writing and scheduling my blog [/url]that went out today.

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  • RE: SELECT TOP 50 Percent not returning 50 Percent

    Returning an unexpected result is a query that fails. It may not generate an error, but the query still fails.

    As I said in my previous post, the query as...

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  • RE: Raw Materials - The Meaning of Life

    1.5 years later and it is strikingly accurate. I should print this and hang it all over the place.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

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    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/20/2011)


    If you haven't tried it, google "let it snow" and check out the Easter egg

    I like that.

    Even better if it would snow outside now....

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/20/2011)


    If you haven't tried it, google "let it snow" and check out the Easter egg

    I like that.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Dev (12/20/2011)


    Note to self: Read your post 3 times if Gus (qualified LOL & ROFL :smooooth:) is in the loop.

    That still won't cover all of the bases. ...

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  • RE: SELECT TOP 50 Percent not returning 50 Percent

    Can you show us the one that is failing? This query works fine for me.

    Until then, I can speculate that there is rounding involved in the query that is...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

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    Dev (12/20/2011)


    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored...

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  • RE: EXEC sp_spaceused

    Some of the builtin procs do use multiple queries and also utilize cursors to generate the result.

    In the case of spaceused, I prefer to use this query.

    http://jasonbrimhall.info/2011/11/17/table-space-revised-again/

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

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    Dev (12/20/2011)


    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No...

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  • RE: Error on Database Server

    Have a look at this connect item.

    http://connect.microsoft.com/SQLServer/feedback/details/217685/msit-sap-build-3021-sql-error-17886-client-connection-errors-and-continuous-restarts

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  • RE: Exam 70-448

    tinalouise90 (12/20/2011)


    hi i need shopexams.com study guides for 1z0-023 exam preparation can someone share with me these?.thanks in advance

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  • RE: SQL Server Installation is failed in 64-bit operating system type.

    SQLKnowItAll (12/20/2011)


    The developer edition costs $50.

    Cheaper on ebay 🙂

    Yeah - you still have to be careful there. Not sure what the resell laws on that software are. 😉

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  • RE: Using sys.index_columns

    R.P.Rozema (12/20/2011)


    :). Yes, that's how this question got to be: I did it wrong myself. And so far almost half of the people who tried, had it wrong too. To...

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  • RE: Using sys.index_columns

    GilaMonster (12/20/2011)


    Hmm, this looks familiar. 😉

    Seemed familiar from a tweet conversation involving you.:cool:

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