It is soooo fun to google a question and come back to a blog you wrote.:hehe::hehe::hehe:

Grant Fritchey (4/13/2012)

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Evil Kraig F (4/12/2012)

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Koen Verbeeck (4/12/2012)

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GilaMonster (4/12/2012)

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I'm getting very frustrated (and very saddened) by the (apparently) increasing number of people who seem to feel that writing T-SQL is...

Thanks for the question:cool:

expenditure

Dup post

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1282869-357-1.aspx

MOM and WSUS can have rules created to aid in that. You set the rule to download only. Then you apply the update when ready.

Also, they allow you...

jcrawf02 (4/12/2012)

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GSquared (4/12/2012)

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I'm in the top 25 (usually in the top...

Koen Verbeeck (4/12/2012)

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GilaMonster (4/12/2012)

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I'm getting very frustrated (and very saddened) by the (apparently) increasing number of people who seem to feel that writing T-SQL is about throwing code segments together...

Sean Lange (4/12/2012)

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SQLRNNR (4/12/2012)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/12/2012)

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Both printers here are acting up. One doesn't want to inject ink on the the paper. The other keeps sending offline...

GilaMonster (4/12/2012)

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Today's example:

SELECT <stuff> FROM

Table1

inner join (SELECT <more stuff> INTO #Temp FROM AnotherTable) ON <join clause>

inner join (....repeat several more...

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/12/2012)

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Both printers here are acting up. One doesn't want to inject ink on the the paper. The other keeps sending offline messages to the...

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GSquared (4/12/2012)

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Grant Fritchey (4/12/2012)

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Not much. There'd just be a few more...

A cool april fools prank.

When I have a script that alters data in a production database, I like to do the following:

Select *

Into sometablebackup_date

From sometable

I will often also take a full backup - that...