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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    It is soooo fun to google a question and come back to a blog you wrote.:hehe::hehe::hehe:

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    April 13, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    #1473484

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (4/13/2012)

    Evil Kraig F (4/12/2012)

    Koen Verbeeck (4/12/2012)

    GilaMonster (4/12/2012)

    I'm getting very frustrated (and very saddened) by the (apparently) increasing number of people who seem to feel that writing T-SQL is...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 13, 2012 at 10:42 am

    #1473344

  • RE: SELECT options

    Thanks for the question:cool:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 13, 2012 at 8:35 am

    #1473276

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    expenditure

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 13, 2012 at 8:18 am

    #1473272

  • RE: SQl Server Backups and Clustering

    Dup post

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1282869-357-1.aspx

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 12, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    #1473015

  • RE: windows update

    MOM and WSUS can have rules created to aid in that. You set the rule to download only. Then you apply the update when ready.

    Also, they allow you...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 12, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    #1472995

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (4/12/2012)

    GSquared (4/12/2012)

    Lynn Pettis (4/12/2012)

    What would happen here on SSC if the TOP 25 posters did nothing but lurk for 24 hours?

    I'm in the top 25 (usually in the top...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 12, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    #1472993

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Koen Verbeeck (4/12/2012)

    GilaMonster (4/12/2012)

    I'm getting very frustrated (and very saddened) by the (apparently) increasing number of people who seem to feel that writing T-SQL is about throwing code segments together...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 12, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    #1472979

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (4/12/2012)

    SQLRNNR (4/12/2012)

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/12/2012)

    Both printers here are acting up. One doesn't want to inject ink on the the paper. The other keeps sending offline...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    #1472878

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (4/12/2012)

    GSquared (4/12/2012)

    Or do you have something more specific in mind?

    Today's example:

    SELECT <stuff> FROM

    Table1

    inner join (SELECT <more stuff> INTO #Temp FROM AnotherTable) ON <join clause>

    inner join (....repeat several more...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    #1472876

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/12/2012)

    Both printers here are acting up. One doesn't want to inject ink on the the paper. The other keeps sending offline messages to the...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    #1472871

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (4/12/2012)

    SQLRNNR (4/12/2012)

    apoplectic

    ballistic

    gel

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 12, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    #1472868

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (4/12/2012)

    Grant Fritchey (4/12/2012)

    Lynn Pettis (4/12/2012)

    What would happen here on SSC if the TOP 25 posters did nothing but lurk for 24 hours?

    Not much. There'd just be a few more...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    SQL RNNR
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    April 12, 2012 at 11:44 am

    #1472814

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (4/12/2012)

    What would happen here on SSC if the TOP 25 posters did nothing but lurk for 24 hours?

    A cool april fools prank.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    April 12, 2012 at 11:31 am

    #1472800

  • RE: Single Table Backup

    When I have a script that alters data in a production database, I like to do the following:

    Select *

    Into sometablebackup_date

    From sometable

    I will often also take a full backup - that...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
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    April 12, 2012 at 9:48 am

    #1472708

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