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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    capn.hector (4/17/2012)


    Revenant (4/17/2012)


    Ray K (4/17/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (4/17/2012)


    Revenant (4/17/2012)


    EL Jerry (4/17/2012)


    Daniel Bowlin (4/17/2012)


    crookj (4/17/2012)


    Protractor

    Angle

    Acute.

    You pick either < 90 degrees or without cuteness (a-cute). 🙂

    "El" Jerry.

    Thinker

    BTW, a suggestion that acute thinker...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Evil Kraig F (4/16/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/16/2012)


    SQLRNNR (4/16/2012)


    Sean Lange (4/16/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/16/2012)


    With "the one", do you think it time to tell him the following?

    1. Get out a blank piece of paper.

    2....

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (4/16/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/16/2012)


    With "the one", do you think it time to tell him the following?

    1. Get out a blank piece of paper.

    2. Put your name and today's date...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    L' Eomot Inversé (4/16/2012)


    Revenant (4/16/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (4/16/2012)


    Daniel Bowlin (4/16/2012)


    Pollen

    Bees

    Fleas > sneeze

    tease

    knees

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (4/15/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/15/2012)


    Grant, I keep meaning to ask you. What *is* that avatar you use?

    Looks to me like a glass with water. Maybe 'his cup...

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  • RE: how can i insert in udf

    GilaMonster (4/13/2012)


    capn.hector (4/13/2012)


    Duplicate post all replies here http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1282601-392-1.aspx

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    capn.hector (4/13/2012)


    SQLRNNR (4/13/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (4/13/2012)


    Jeff Moden (4/13/2012)


    capn.hector (4/13/2012)


    ok on topic: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1283271-392-1.aspx how do you long time posters keep going when you run into people like this. ...

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  • RE: how can i insert in udf

    Lynn Pettis (4/13/2012)


    Okay, i'll bite. Please post the code for your function.

    All of the code plz:-D

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    capn.hector (4/13/2012)


    SQLRNNR (4/13/2012)


    TROLL

    urgal

    nomic:sick:

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    TROLL

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    L' Eomot Inversé (4/13/2012)


    Jeff Moden (4/13/2012)


    capn.hector (4/13/2012)


    ok on topic: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1283271-392-1.aspx how do you long time posters keep going when you run into people like this. (one thread...

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  • RE: how can i insert in udf

    hbtkp (4/13/2012)


    i dont need to change field, i have filed

    CREATE FUNCTION item1(@Data [varbinary](max))

    RETURNS TABLE (

    item2 varchar,

    item3 int)

    now i need to...

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  • RE: Move File contents to other

    Also, if the tables you are moving have BLOB datatypes, you will need to recreate the tables in the new filegroup in order to release the space from the first...

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  • RE: TEMPDB

    rudy komacsar - Doctor "X" (4/13/2012)


    Play eh ? Well, now I am going to tease you a bit Kevin ...

    There is not just one, but 4 Active/Passive clusters and 2...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (4/13/2012)


    SQLRNNR (4/13/2012)


    It is soooo fun to google a question and come back to a blog you wrote.:hehe::hehe::hehe:

    I hate it when that happens. Had a couple cases where google turned...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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