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  • RE: Byte Me: Tablet Computing

    retinal projection computing (can't wait)

    telepathic computing? (oh wait, end users already think we can do that)

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  • RE: Just curious, what are your SQL pet peeves ?

    Jeff Moden (6/13/2014)


    I really don't like integer dates. They're tough to do date math with and they have no built in checks for whether an entry is a legal...

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  • RE: Compressed Backups

    TomThomson (6/13/2014)


    Koen Verbeeck (6/13/2014)


    An easy question on Friday the 13th, who knew 🙂

    If it's easy, there must be a lot of not very bright and knowledgable people using SQL Server...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Sean Lange (6/13/2014)


    SQLRNNR (6/13/2014)


    corner

    penalty

    off-sides

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (6/13/2014)


    Sean Lange (6/13/2014)


    Grant Fritchey (6/13/2014)


    NOt a great game, but not a bad one so far. First one I've had on so far this World Cup. I missed last...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    corner

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (6/13/2014)


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    GilaMonster (6/13/2014)


    Thought process of last 10 minutes.

    - Tune a proc quick, then go home

    - Wait, it's got user defined functions

    - Wait, the UDFs have cursors

    ...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (6/13/2014)


    Thought process of last 10 minutes.

    - Tune a proc quick, then go home

    - Wait, it's got user defined functions

    - Wait, the UDFs have cursors

    - I'm...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • RE: Just curious, what are your SQL pet peeves ?

    Koen Verbeeck (6/13/2014)


    Koen Verbeeck (6/13/2014)


    ...

    Don't be so quick to judge these people as morons, they might have their reasons 😉

    One extra advantage of the integer date key I forgot:

    it is...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (6/13/2014)


    Anyone else getting real weird formatting in the text box when replying to posts? It's all squished over to the left side of the screen.

    I used to get...

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  • RE: Manual checkpoints for memory-optmized files

    Yippee Skippee

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  • RE: Reduce size of TRN log & backup DB to UNC path (SQL2008) - Help please

    GilaMonster (6/10/2014)


    SQLRNNR (6/10/2014)


    Gail forgot was too lazy to mention look up the URL for her blog post on the topic while at work

    😀

    :hehe:

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ed Wagner (6/10/2014)


    BWFC (6/10/2014)


    Stuart Davies (6/10/2014)


    Revenant (6/9/2014)


    Ed Wagner (6/9/2014)


    eccentricDBA (6/9/2014)


    Daniel Bowlin (6/9/2014)


    Ed Wagner (6/9/2014)


    Page

    turner

    & hooch

    Castle

    Elephant

    Room

    Space

    Klingon

    Curmudgeon

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  • RE: Reduce size of TRN log & backup DB to UNC path (SQL2008) - Help please

    dax.latchford (6/10/2014)


    Hi - Yes sorry you have answered, my oversight?

    Do the steps ref: SQL Agent Service account appear ok to you?

    Kind Regards

    Dax

    You change that via SQL Server Configuration Manager.

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  • RE: Reduce size of TRN log & backup DB to UNC path (SQL2008) - Help please

    GilaMonster (6/10/2014)


    dax.latchford (6/10/2014)


    We have a in-house document which suggests the following steps:

    (1) Change the Recovery mode from Full to Simple

    (2) Run a backup against the DB

    (3) Check the location...

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