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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chad Crawford (4/9/2010)


    You know why they called it Golf right? All the other 4-letter words were taken.

    Chad

    LOL

    So Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden is wrong?

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    jcrawf02 (4/9/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)


    crookj (4/9/2010)


    Clash (of the Titans)

    Any good? How does it compare to the original? May go see it this weekend.

    Joe

    I thought it was worth seeing. I...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (4/9/2010)


    BrainDonor (4/9/2010)


    Why do so few people understand the basic principles behind backups?

    DBCC Timewarp, anyone?

    BrainDonor

    And why keep people giving crap advice on backups?

    I'm so glad SQL2008 doesn't support that...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (4/9/2010)


    Clash (of the Titans)

    Any good? How does it compare to the original? May go see it this weekend.

    Joe

    I thought it was worth seeing. I wouldn't spend...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Guacamole

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Chris Morris-439714 (4/9/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2010)


    Enema?

    “Know your enema and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.” Sun Tzu

    “You never really know your friends from your enemas until the...

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  • RE: MCJ - The Missing Link

    Jeff Moden (4/8/2010)


    I don't know if I missed it somewhere, but I believe there needs to be an "MCJ T-SQL" somewhere in the mix.

    Absolutely. I think that T-SQL is...

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  • RE: Security

    Thanks, nice question.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    :-D:cool:

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  • RE: MCJ - The Missing Link

    I just discussed this topic with my UG. Without many of them having read my blog, editorial, or these threads - they made many of the same suggestions we...

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  • RE: MCJ - The Missing Link

    WayneS (4/8/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/5/2010)


    One could be any of the following or combination of the following.

    MCJ

    MCJ with an emphasis in Replication

    MCJ with an emphasis in CLR

    MCJ BI with an emphasis in SSAS

    Due...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (4/8/2010)


    Pstttt....

    To paraphrase Inigo Montoya:

    My name is Inigo Montoya.

    psst. It was also a joke 😛

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  • RE: Quick Replace

    As annoying as that cache may be, there is not a way to clear it. I see nothing in the registry or in SSMS to clear it.

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  • RE: Database Auto Grow setting.

    Zahid Hasan (4/8/2010)


    Hi Vidya, how do i make data file growth is not trigger often? how do you control that? Thanks

    You do that by knowing your data. First you...

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  • RE: Please unsubscribe me from all your mailings.

    Tom.Thomson (4/8/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2010)


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    Paul White NZ (4/5/2010)


    Must be annoying :laugh:

    Yes, I imagine it is:-D

    That is just evil.

    Where's the grinning horned devil emoticon?

    Still looking for a good one >;)

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