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From examining several phones belonging to various people, I have determined that the "fingerswipe password" is essentially useless as security. It can perhaps prevent someone from accidentally opening your phone...
May 7, 2012 at 9:29 am
I'm a silver Mercedes Benz 600 Limousine. Elegant and stately. 😉
( http://www.m-100.cc/600/index.html )
Currently we own a silver 2008 Mercedes Benz E320 Diesel and a black 2005...
March 22, 2012 at 8:55 am
Thanks for posting a basic Powershell article. Most Powershell articles I've read assume that I already know most of how it works - but I don't because I haven't started...
March 22, 2012 at 8:22 am
The only thing not mentioned, or emphasized in this is the performance of using APPL.
For tiny databases / small result sets, this is awesome. For large result sets, it's terrible....
January 13, 2012 at 9:13 am
Happy New Year !
Let's celebrate the beginning of (hopefully) a far better year. May all your backups and DBCC checkdb results be excellent. 😀
December 30, 2011 at 8:46 am
12-needle embroidery machine, and a bottle of Haut-Brion. 😀
Heck, I'd settle for some fun SQL Tools that monitor performance and can generate an impressive amount of test data that's...
December 23, 2011 at 8:38 am
Merry Christmas to my #SQLFamily!
Reindeer steaks are delicious, though they're very difficult to find in the US....so we'll have a nice beef steak and a stellar wine for our...
December 23, 2011 at 8:32 am
Definitely the trip to space for me 🙂
Taking the cash is a bad plan because the government will steal about 60% of it in the form of taxes....
November 18, 2011 at 10:20 am
I got it right, but only because I've read Grant Fritchey's book about execution plans. 🙂
October 27, 2011 at 8:37 am
I'm in Tech support, so I have to work with a variety of versions: we have customers on SQL2000, SQL2005, SQL 2008 + SQL 2008 R2 (and all patch levels...
October 21, 2011 at 8:31 am
Try watching some old SF from the late '60s / early '70s - series like
Also consider attending a steampunk convention or anime convention or SF convention - there...
July 29, 2011 at 9:06 am
I have a practical example of where "Select *" fails:
Our product has a VIEW called "Customerz" defined as "SELECT * FROM CustomerTable" (view & table name changed to...
February 11, 2011 at 8:40 am
I've been a good little girl and having SQL Monitor and a spiffy iPad would really make my year.
I've left a bottle of 2005 Chateau-Neuf-du-Pape, a clean glass,...
December 8, 2010 at 9:47 am
I don't listen to music when I work because
(1) headphones hurt my ears after the first 15 minutes
(2) If I do try to listen to music, I spend...
December 3, 2010 at 10:17 am
I'd likely give Coco Chanel some serious competition!
October 29, 2010 at 8:32 am