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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Paul White (9/18/2009)


    ¿???p??? o? p??? si?? pui? lli? ????dsi??? u?????ou ??? ?o?? ?ldo?d ?i ??puo? i

    Don't you know their screens are upside down? I had to press Ctrl-Alt-Down Arrow to...

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  • RE: An interesting query to write

    Single game play-offs for instance?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Oh, yeah, before I forget, apologies to all those members that support the Wallabies and the All Blacks for the Springboks winning the Tri Nations with just one blemish on...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Has anyone heard anything from Gail recently? She's been notably absent from "The Thread" for quite some days. Probably preparing for her PASS sessions, but still wondering if she's OK?

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  • RE: Am I the only DBA

    UAMCRay (9/15/2009)


    Endless supply of hardware from the newest lightweight netbook to a 22lb IBM Desktop replacment laptop

    You are not saying the replacement laptop weighs in at 22lbs I hope?

    A SAN...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    lmu92 (9/14/2009)


    jcrawf02 (9/14/2009)


    Lutz, gotta tell you, you're a genius! Your direction given in http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic785337-1291-1.aspx has answered all questions, no more need for forums.

    To quote:

    The answer is simple as well:

    SELECT...

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  • RE: Data From date Range

    kabaari (9/9/2009)


    How do I submit the data?

    Khalif, did you follow the link in Lutz's signature? That should tell you all about how to submit test data. And no, we are...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Greg Edwards (9/9/2009)


    Jan Van der Eecken (9/9/2009)


    GilaMonster (9/9/2009)


    Silverfox (9/9/2009)


    No it isnt, Gail made some money by the sounds of it.

    No I didn't. No one local was willing to bet that...

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  • RE: Question About Converting from SQL Server 2000 to SQL Server 2005

    J, we upgraded a few databases from SQL 2K to 2K5 about two years ago, and now again to 2K8. The second migration was absolutely painless, but the first one...

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  • RE: Data From date Range

    No, Khalif, it does not make sense. You have been asked before to please submit DDL statements and sample data, as well as what the expected output should be based...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/9/2009)


    Silverfox (9/9/2009)


    No it isnt, Gail made some money by the sounds of it.

    No I didn't. No one local was willing to bet that the pigeon would lose.

    Let's put it...

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  • RE: Am I the only DBA

    Am I the only one who fears that this thread is bound to turn into "The Thread 2"?

    Anyhow, you got my answers already further up. Had to use second login...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Was kidding, Jack. No way my family would allow me a day off in the first place.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/4/2009)


    Jan Van der Eecken (9/4/2009)


    Anyhow, strange that the sore muscles I had from Wednesday's session seem to have magically (almost) disappeared after another session tonight, and not an...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    It is way too quiet at the watercooler for a Friday evening (SA time). Where are you Guys and Gals? Came back from Baseball practice three hours ago and thought...

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