Would certainly be great fun writing writing a CLR UDF in C. Maybe with a bit of embedded ASM inside? I'm sure it can be done. :w00t:

Revenant (5/7/2012)

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The Dixie Flatline (5/7/2012)

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L' Eomot Inversé (5/3/2012)

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Snarking is fair enough, but...

Shame, they were fun, although air pollution was horrific

Nope, just following the Newbies and T-SQL threads,...

LOL!

Forgive my ignorance, but where is BKK? Bangkok? Been there once, a long time ago (1988), plus toured the north of the country. Incredibly beautiful. But fish in Bangkok? There's...

For a change I get to welcome a new member to The Thread. Welcome, Dwain!

Been watching you for a while, and while I myself don't call myself an expert in...

Does that mean you're going to the Summit after all?

Sounds like a Bruce Springsteen Song. Is it?

Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)

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Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)

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capn.hector (4/24/2012)

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The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)

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I'm getting a smile this morning just from hearing about a train wreck in the distance. They are much...

End of season Paintball game team picture attached. Coach (me) is the middle one in the back row. We had a lot of fun, during the season and at the...

Now why does that sound familiar? Got a whole team laughing at...

Glad it did 😉

How are you executing that command? From a batch file? If that's the case, you can refer to the values of parameters passed to the batch file as %1 (first...

blom0344 (4/19/2012)

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I'm using some scripts to insert small sets of data from DB to DB and everything works using dynamic SQL. However , I cannot get a simple Select...

hbtkp (4/13/2012)

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i dont need to change field, i have filed

CREATE FUNCTION item1(@Data [varbinary](max))

RETURNS TABLE (

item2 varchar,

item3 int)

now i need to...

How about

SELECT *

FROM

(

VALUES

( 0, NULL ),

( 2.78, 2.78 ),

...