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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Would certainly be great fun writing writing a CLR UDF in C. Maybe with a bit of embedded ASM inside? I'm sure it can be done. :w00t:

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    May 7, 2012 at 2:35 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Revenant (5/7/2012)

    The Dixie Flatline (5/7/2012)

    L' Eomot Inversé (5/3/2012)

    The Dixie Flatline (5/3/2012)

    However, I reserve and defend the right to continue "snarking" here in The Thread. 😀

    Snarking is fair enough, but...

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    May 7, 2012 at 2:16 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    dwain.c (4/26/2012)

    Yup BKK=Bangkok! More taxis than tuk-tuks now.

    Shame, they were fun, although air pollution was horrific

    What are you, a stalker or something?

    Nope, just following the Newbies and T-SQL threads,...

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    April 26, 2012 at 1:53 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    LOL!

    Forgive my ignorance, but where is BKK? Bangkok? Been there once, a long time ago (1988), plus toured the north of the country. Incredibly beautiful. But fish in Bangkok? There's...

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    April 26, 2012 at 1:02 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    For a change I get to welcome a new member to The Thread. Welcome, Dwain!

    Been watching you for a while, and while I myself don't call myself an expert in...

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    April 26, 2012 at 12:44 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (4/25/2012)

    ... (for a PASS abstract)...

    Does that mean you're going to the Summit after all?

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    April 25, 2012 at 11:57 pm

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)

    Just....

    walk...

    away....

    Sounds like a Bruce Springsteen Song. Is it?

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    April 24, 2012 at 10:18 am

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)

    Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)

    capn.hector (4/24/2012)

    The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)

    I'm getting a smile this morning just from hearing about a train wreck in the distance. They are much...

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    April 24, 2012 at 9:53 am

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  • RE: Talking baseball

    End of season Paintball game team picture attached. Coach (me) is the middle one in the back row. We had a lot of fun, during the season and at the...

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    April 24, 2012 at 6:38 am

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  • RE: Talking baseball

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/23/2012)

    ...during warmups to take a short hopper off my glove, and then my lip.

    Now why does that sound familiar? Got a whole team laughing at...

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    April 24, 2012 at 4:03 am

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  • RE: BCP Parameter Passing possible ?

    Glad it did 😉

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    April 23, 2012 at 6:23 am

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  • RE: BCP Parameter Passing possible ?

    How are you executing that command? From a batch file? If that's the case, you can refer to the values of parameters passed to the batch file as %1 (first...

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    April 23, 2012 at 3:29 am

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  • RE: Using dynamic SQL on Information_schema views

    blom0344 (4/19/2012)

    I'm using some scripts to insert small sets of data from DB to DB and everything works using dynamic SQL. However , I cannot get a simple Select...

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    April 19, 2012 at 3:59 am

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  • RE: how can i insert in udf

    hbtkp (4/13/2012)

    i dont need to change field, i have filed

    CREATE FUNCTION item1(@Data [varbinary](max))

    RETURNS TABLE (

    item2 varchar,

    item3 int)

    now i need to...

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    April 17, 2012 at 9:21 am

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  • RE: how can i insert in udf

    How about

    SELECT *

    FROM

    (

    VALUES

    ( 0, NULL ),

    ( 2.78, 2.78 ),

    ...

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    April 17, 2012 at 9:16 am

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