The correct location on the MCP site is now https://mcp.microsoft.com/mcp/special_offers/sqlserver.aspx

They moved it, it seems.

Returns all Nulls for the space values when running connected to a SQL 2000 server

If this really were true then most of the backwards compatiblity would be gone. You can connect to SQL 2000 servers using SSMS and, by and large, manage them pretty...

This is easy.

Open the Registered Servers window in SSMS

Right-click on "Database Engine" and choose "Previously Registered Servers"

It will ask you some questions and pull in any SEM registered servers...

While I mostly agree with you, Joe, I must say that I have managed to develop some good relationships with my coworkers even though I only see most of them...

Er, what if you are already outsourced? i.e. a contractor?

Another great conversation starter, Steve.

I think the guy who wrote that article may need to see someone about his ADD.

Truthfully, I've had...

Now there's a good point. Guess I failed. Why did the database crash is always good. Though, to be honest, if a boss is telling me to restore the data...

Is the correct answer ask why the want to restore the database to a point in time two-hours prior to the crash? Would the proper course of action be to...

Yah, I figured that out about 60 seconds later....

Better Nate than Lever.

We forgot the crime syndicate answer: "Let's just say I give you, oh, a thousand bucks to tell people I figured it out."

<Finally figuring out which end is up>

Heh, no. The password is in aramaic. Good luck guessing it.

Thinking outside the imaginary box

Oh, YEAH?

Answer this:

If a centipede a quart and a millipede a pint, what's a precipice?