NO WAY!!!

Or this: SELECT CONVERT( varchar, GETDATE(), 101)

Thank you.  Is the value in seconds?   I could not find any information on setting the value past zero, (other than it will...

I think this 'may' be what you are looking for, (I added some extra data just to make sure): 

DECLARE @TableA TABLE( [Description] varchar(10), -- 160

                                    ServiceID integer)

INSERT INTO @TableA...

I thought that was good irony.  I did not spell out the anatomy part that one sits upon due to prudence, (is that her name?). 

In the moment of sweet repose,

It's belly to belly and toes to toes,

After the moment of sweet delight....,

It's #$% to @#$ for the rest of the night... ...

A quick search on google got this link: http://www.informit.com/guides/content.asp?g=sqlserver&seqNum=84&rl=1 

Just for clarity; this is modulo in SQL     % 

I had something, but can no longer find it, (what I retained was a rather "bull dozer" approach to the problem). 

Do a search on Soundex and Difference.  You should...

I can only guess this may be what you want since you do not know which values will contain zeroes and how to process those records...

SELECT CASE WHEN Member.Birth_Date...

I'm not quite sure how to answer this as I do not know what your front-end is doing.  But here is an example of how to force line feeds: 

DECLARE...

I think it is a food additive mainly used in Canada which causes "mad cow" disease, (or that angry cow syndrome?) 

You don't need the double quotes. 

Maybe I need to check into a clinic and see if high doses of lithium is the answer...  

Will a 900 number follow the webcam so we can call in for "naughty" description of the shirt?   

(Too rude - I'd better...