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  • RE: Some of your dopiest (sp) Newbie goof ups

    oh, you're one to talk!! "I almost bought bad meat once..."   

     

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  • RE: duplicates in resultset

    Please follow Remi's links. 

    Here is another way to code this, plus some comments and questions that should be resolved within this select: 

    SELECT UdeptManager, Uname, IOofficeName AS Office,

           SUM(...

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  • RE: How to e-mail my data

    dekko

    It was interesting - the first place I looked had no definition, but stated it was slang derived from England...

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  • RE: duplicates in resultset

    Agreed.  My 'guess' would be it is in the Joining of tables, though... 

     

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  • RE: using UPDATE in SQL?

    Too many people want to cancel their subscriptions and then there's the "Slander" suits....  

     

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  • RE: using UPDATE in SQL?

    The Daily SQL 

    DBA's head explodes

    In a strange twist of fate, a well known DBA, (Remi RGR'us) head exploded in a fog of smog.  Office workers...

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  • RE: using UPDATE in SQL?

    Thanks sushila! Didn't grasp that one... 

    Better do it.  She hasn't killed any body yet, but the day is not over...  

     

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  • RE: Some of your dopiest (sp) Newbie goof ups

    Wait a minute!  What is this one?  "I thought I screwed up, but I was mistaken"?   

     

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  • RE: using UPDATE in SQL?

    "She who must be obeyed" is my wife.  Got that from a British serial on a judge. 

     

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  • RE: using UPDATE in SQL?

    I thought that might happen and updated the post - not quick enough for Remi, though...  

     

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  • RE: Some of your dopiest (sp) Newbie goof ups

    A Big Mac?  Yeah, you gotta be careful where the meat comes from with those burgers...  

     

    I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

  • RE: using UPDATE in SQL?

    You know..., its amazing.  I can do it without even trying sometimes.  I will often come home and find out I am in trouble with "she who must be obeyed",...

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  • RE: using UPDATE in SQL?

    You have excellent diplomacy skills Remi! 

     

    (oh, crum...., do you think he will know I lie to him as well?) 

     

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  • RE: ASP Query Vs Stored Procedure

    As a 'general' rule, you want to specify each individual column in your select, (as opposed to SELECT *), and bring all of the data to your application.  That way,...

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  • RE: How to update a number with a decimal point

    Remi beat me... This is a presentation issue, hence my second select will give you the output you want, but that is not really a SQL Server job...  [I chose...

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