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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Greg Edwards-268690 (6/2/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (6/1/2015)


    Jeff Moden (6/1/2015)


    Maybe it's just me. I might be getting too old for this business. I don't understand why people make such ridiculous posts.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1690570.aspx

    That...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    oops, quoted wrong post. Let me try again.



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  • RE: Few Qs On SQL Server 2016

    You could start here: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=microsoft+sql2016



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Eirikur Eiriksson (5/29/2015)


    A currently active thread: "I don't use any clustered indexes actually... all of mine are non-clustered..."

    Sometimes I do wonder where things went wrong with MS and SQL documentation/references/best...



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  • RE: REPLACE & PATINDEX issue

    How about:

    DECLARE @SomeString VARCHAR(50)

    SET @SomeString = '132.135.3.100, fe90::bu54:e9z5:61a9:5003'

    SELECT LEFT(@SomeString, CHARINDEX(',', @SomeString)-1) AS 127.0.0.1

    , SUBSTRING(@SomeString, CHARINDEX(',', @SomeString) + 2, 25) AS [MAC]

    SET @SomeString = '132.235.219.113, fe80::28d9:l69a:5bbd:gr2f'

    SELECT LEFT(@SomeString, CHARINDEX(',',...



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  • RE: REPLACE & PATINDEX issue

    Lynn Pettis (5/29/2015)


    TJT (5/29/2015)


    Correct, the IP Address is always first and ends with a comma

    select left(@TestStr,patindex('%,%',@TestStr) - 1);

    I can't post the declare of the @TestStr with the ip and mac...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alan.B (5/29/2015)


    Luis Cazares (5/29/2015)


    I'm not sure if you've seen this, but it made me laugh and wanted to share it with you.

    http://geekandpoke.typepad.com/geekandpoke/2011/01/nosql.html

    Haha. Would be even funnier if it weren't so...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ed Wagner (5/27/2015)


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    GilaMonster (5/27/2015)


    Looks like I hit a few nerves with Sunday's editorial....

    Two words...

    Ugh

    Troll

    I'd reply and point out the flaw in his logic (he's got scientific method and...



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  • RE: SSIS package fails when run in a JOB regardless if I run the job with the SQL Agent Service Account or a proxy

    Also look at the data connections in your package. They should be using Windows authentication, not SQL.



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  • RE: Renaming a named instance of SQL 2012

    Dimbulbz (5/27/2015)


    Huh, I tried running the upgrade(Express to Full) from the install disk like he said in the article, and I got the message that "there is no upgrade path...



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  • RE: Renaming a named instance of SQL 2012

    I would seriously consider warning those contractors that you're getting ready to execute sp_drop_contractor. :w00t:



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  • RE: missing one record when selecting by date range

    Alvin Ramard (5/26/2015)


    Did you try your original query with '5/15/2015 23:59:59' Instead of '5/15/2015 11:59:59'?

    FYI, I only asked this question to show the OP why the missing record was excluded,...



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  • RE: Cubes/Dimensions Failing To Process Sporadically

    JoshDBGuy (5/26/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (5/26/2015)


    Next time, before processing, check the status of the cubes and when they were last processed. That may shed some light on your problem.

    Did that, there...



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  • RE: Cubes/Dimensions Failing To Process Sporadically

    Next time, before processing, check the status of the cubes and when they were last processed. That may shed some light on your problem.



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  • RE: missing one record when selecting by date range

    Jeff Moden (5/26/2015)


    itortu (5/26/2015)


    I changed my original query to use 23:59:59, and that also gave me the missing record back.

    You're just asking for a world of hurt in the...



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