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SQLRNNR (5/29/2013)
Alvin Ramard (5/29/2013)
OMG!!!!!Don't you have anything better to do than wasting your time in here?
😎
Why yes, yes we do. We are going to take over the world today.
Nice...
May 29, 2013 at 11:09 am
Brandie,
If you go to Crucial.com, you can either enter your mfg/model or use their tool to scan your laptop and they will tell you exactly what type and configuration your...
May 29, 2013 at 8:47 am
uh.... where can I get one of those hammers? I use the "everything looks like a nail" quote often and that is an awesome visual. If there isn't...
May 23, 2013 at 2:34 pm
Sigh... I don't know if I want to jump in here or not.
For the record, I can see both sides of this discussion. I can see how both Patrick...
May 22, 2013 at 3:27 pm
The Dixie Flatline (5/16/2013)
Not to mention alternate universes.
But you just did.
May 16, 2013 at 8:35 am
Yo Jeff, sounds like a candidate for the "Quirky Update"?
I added a second UNID column and ran this:
DECLARE @RollingCounterLevel1 int
, @RollingCounterLevel2 int
UPDATE Staging
SET @RollingCounterLevel1 = UNID...
May 13, 2013 at 11:31 am
Congrats Wayne and Jason - quite a feat, well done!
Chad
April 17, 2013 at 12:50 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/3/2013)
I'm curious, how do most of you like your dihydrogen monoxide, straight or flavored?
Straight.
April 3, 2013 at 8:22 am
Koen Verbeeck (3/28/2013)
Because someone has to answer all those BI questions on this forum...
March 28, 2013 at 3:07 pm
We had pie at 1:59 today (3.14.1.59). Kind of a pot-luck sort of thing done every year to celebrate.
Chad
March 14, 2013 at 4:01 pm
Has anyone here had experience with DB recovery companies/consultants on a Sybase database? The DB is corrupted, backups are too (except for one 9 months old), and they want...
February 19, 2013 at 1:31 pm
Dibs on the patent for the "DBA Keyboard". The new key will be placed perfectly for whipping forward and whacking your head against the keyboard. 2nd edition will...
February 18, 2013 at 8:09 am
Lynn Pettis (2/8/2013)
Revenant (2/8/2013)
Lynn Pettis (2/8/2013)
Am I (shudder) an idiot?No. Is there anything that make you think you are?
🙂
Not really, other than having someone call me one here on the...
February 8, 2013 at 11:35 am
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