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  • RE: SPAM from user favourkarume11

    Me as well - from both.

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  • RE: SPAM from user favourkarume11

    Me as well - from both.

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Matt Whitfield (10/5/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (10/5/2009)


    I think I'm winning, but my back and knee might disagree.

    I feel your pain.

    I've just finished doing the entire house over the period of...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (9/24/2009)


    Well done Bob. Enjoy your Pass. Hopefully I can come to Pass next year. This year I cannot

    My company will give me the time off, unpaid, and I...

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  • RE: Am I the only DBA

    UAMCRay (9/15/2009)


    6. I work 24-7. I get over a hundred automated emails a day on systems status. I've worked on my vacations, at the grocery store, in the movie...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (9/14/2009)


    Lutz, gotta tell you, you're a genius! Your direction given in http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic785337-1291-1.aspx has answered all questions, no more need for forums.

    To quote:

    The answer is simple as well:

    SELECT *...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Greg Edwards (9/11/2009)


    9/11 - a day that I too always take time for a moment of silence and prayers for all the innocent lives lost.

    Something I will never forget.

    Greg E

    Me...

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  • RE: If you weren't a DBA what would you be doing?

    jkoon (9/11/2009)


    If I didn't have to work at all - I would just travel.

    For some reason, I think the majority of us would as well.....

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  • RE: Database Design - Training

    None. Didn't you hear?? SQL and Google no longer exist. Check this out:

    http://tinyurl.com/lt4g5c

    "SSE" - snicker, mmpfft - sorry, slow day.....

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  • RE: If you weren't a DBA what would you be doing?

    Roy Ernest (9/9/2009)


    Maybe I will go back to my singing...:D

    Please don't.......:w00t:

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  • RE: logsize

    Jeff Moden (9/3/2009)


    luckysql.kinda (9/3/2009)


    This is quite impossible to assist w/o correct information. Members, please avoid this.

    -lk

    Heh... avoid what? He's already got his answer. 😉

    And who gave you the authority...

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  • RE: If you weren't a DBA what would you be doing?

    exotic male dancer??? mppffhh, yeah right. I'd be broke and probably kicked off more stages/platforms/poles than I care to even think about. But hey, it's a dream, right? - or...

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  • RE: You Shouldn't Have Done That

    OFF TOPIC - woohoo, Steve got his picture fixed in the daily emails - no more FLAT-TOP. And, looking mighty tanned.....you go boy (as my daughters would say!!!!:cool:)

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  • RE: Rewrite T-SQL to remove MAX function

    GSquared (8/21/2009)


    PS: Being rude isn't going to help your cause. It just makes you look childish.

    Maybe the OP is related to "Fred" or "Barney" and doesn't know better???? Or...

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  • RE: Changing locaton of data and logs for the database and server

    As Lynn suggested, this is probably the easiest method. You do not need to stop SQL server but whatever is accessing the application cannot be running. Be sure there are...

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