If you're article starts a fire storm or any other type of fire, it was worth the time.
Shifting gears a bit, could you post the CREATE TABLE code for the table you used along with the indexes? I'd like to play a bit.
Also, just a tip from a craggy ol' writer... posting code as a graphic is fine but only if you include the code as a file in the resource section of the article. That way people can just copy'n'paste your code if they want to "Sing along with Mitch".