Today's Random Word!

  • Saint (our resident Saint is headed overseas and will be in harms way).

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • Patience

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • The Dixie Flatline (6/24/2013)


    Patience

    Patients

  • Spinal tap

  • WOTD - atrophy

  • crookj (6/26/2013)


    WOTD - atrophy

    a trophy

  • JAZZ Master (6/26/2013)


    crookj (6/26/2013)


    WOTD - atrophy

    a trophy

    Stanley Cup

  • Cliff Jones (6/26/2013)


    JAZZ Master (6/26/2013)


    crookj (6/26/2013)


    WOTD - atrophy

    a trophy

    Stanley Cup

    Athletic Supporter

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • The Dixie Flatline (6/26/2013)


    Cliff Jones (6/26/2013)


    JAZZ Master (6/26/2013)


    crookj (6/26/2013)


    WOTD - atrophy

    a trophy

    Stanley Cup

    Athletic Supporter

    Cheerleader

    There are no special teachers of virtue, because virtue is taught by the whole community.
    --Plato

  • opc.three (6/26/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/26/2013)


    Cliff Jones (6/26/2013)


    JAZZ Master (6/26/2013)


    crookj (6/26/2013)


    WOTD - atrophy

    a trophy

    Stanley Cup

    Athletic Supporter

    Cheerleader

    pom poms

  • Revenant (6/26/2013)


    opc.three (6/26/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/26/2013)


    Cliff Jones (6/26/2013)


    JAZZ Master (6/26/2013)


    crookj (6/26/2013)


    WOTD - atrophy

    a trophy

    Stanley Cup

    Athletic Supporter

    Cheerleader

    pom poms

    pomfret

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Revenant (6/26/2013)


    opc.three (6/26/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/26/2013)


    Cliff Jones (6/26/2013)


    JAZZ Master (6/26/2013)


    crookj (6/26/2013)


    WOTD - atrophy

    a trophy

    Stanley Cup

    Athletic Supporter

    Cheerleader

    pom poms

    AA Guns

    Tom

  • L' Eomot Inversé (6/27/2013)


    Revenant (6/26/2013)


    opc.three (6/26/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/26/2013)


    Cliff Jones (6/26/2013)


    JAZZ Master (6/26/2013)


    crookj (6/26/2013)


    WOTD - atrophy

    a trophy

    Stanley Cup

    Athletic Supporter

    Cheerleader

    pom poms

    AA Guns

    Torpedoes

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • kitchen

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • SQLRNNR (6/28/2013)


    kitchen

    garden

    Tom

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