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Thanksgiving 2014

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November 26, 2014 at 8:39 pm

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004638 More actions · Answer 1

Heh... "Happy Bird Day" Steve!

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

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Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259197 More actions · Answer 2

Woohoo 7 points! 😎 :w00t:

Happy Thanksgiving to our USA friends.

And don't kill each other tomorrow...

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Sean Pearce SSCoach Points: 15999 More actions · Answer 3

There are two correct answers.

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Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259197 More actions · Answer 4

Sean Pearce (11/27/2014)
There are two correct answers.

Hence the checkboxes 😉

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Sean Pearce SSCoach Points: 15999 More actions · Answer 5

Koen Verbeeck (11/27/2014)
Sean Pearce (11/27/2014)
There are two correct answers.
Hence the checkboxes 😉

Epic comprehension failure.

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Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259197 More actions · Answer 6

Sean Pearce (11/27/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (11/27/2014)
Sean Pearce (11/27/2014)
There are two correct answers.
Hence the checkboxes 😉
Epic comprehension failure.

MOAR COFFEE! 😀

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Gavin Regnart Old Hand Points: 303 More actions · Answer 7

Gavin Regnart

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November 27, 2014 at 1:43 am

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Happy Thanksgiving! 🙂

kaspencer SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4910 More actions · Answer 8

When you have an Americo-centric question like this, you should provide an alternative, such as one based on St. Georges Day or similar. (OK, so then you'd need St Andrew's, St David's, and I suppose for Yorkshire, St Geoffrey Boycott).

Whilst clicking on "Post" I realised that I don't even know when Thanksgiving Day is (apart from everyday) so I don't think I can do this one.

A question for Steve: what is the ratio of US-based registrants to non-US-based registrants for SQL Server Central?

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Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259197 More actions · Answer 9

kaspencer (11/27/2014)
When you have an Americo-centric question like this, you should provide an alternative, such as one based on St. Georges Day or similar. (OK, so then you'd need St Andrew's, St David's, and I suppose for Yorkshire, St Geoffrey Boycott).
Whilst clicking on "Post" I realised that I don't even know when Thanksgiving Day is (apart from everyday) so I don't think I can do this one.
A question for Steve: what is the ratio of US-based registrants to non-US-based registrants for SQL Server Central?

If there only was a site where you could type in a question and it would search the web for you... 😉

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Umer Akram SSC-Insane Points: 22209 More actions · Answer 10

Koen Verbeeck (11/27/2014)
Woohoo 7 points! 😎 :w00t:
Happy Thanksgiving to our USA friends.
And don't kill each other tomorrow...

+1

Skanker Hall of Fame Points: 3059 More actions · Answer 11

Happy Thanksgiving day to all you guys over the other side of the pond!!!

Enjoy - only slightly jealous as sat at work

Mike Hays SSCommitted Points: 1871 More actions · Answer 12

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!

Yea, the United States has taken the day off...........again....;-)

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 13

Koen Verbeeck (11/27/2014)
And don't kill each other tomorrow...

You know it's bound to happen. Especially now with all of the stores doing million dollar giveaways.

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Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 14

Koen Verbeeck (11/27/2014)
kaspencer (11/27/2014)
When you have an Americo-centric question like this, you should provide an alternative, such as one based on St. Georges Day or similar. (OK, so then you'd need St Andrew's, St David's, and I suppose for Yorkshire, St Geoffrey Boycott).
Whilst clicking on "Post" I realised that I don't even know when Thanksgiving Day is (apart from everyday) so I don't think I can do this one.
A question for Steve: what is the ratio of US-based registrants to non-US-based registrants for SQL Server Central?
If there only was a site where you could type in a question and it would search the web for you... 😉

That would be a million dollar idea or more like a 382.47 billion dollar idea. Imagine that they included that functionality on any browser without needing to enter the site. :w00t:

Luis C.
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