May 9, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Many thanks to Derek Karpinski for providing the basis of this idea!
Let's have a haiku contest!
You can only use the Reserved Keywords for T-SQL (ms-help://MS.SQLCC.v9/MS.SQLSVR.v9.en/tsqlref9/html/ed8b3e27-6796-40f0-aef3-0cac5e0e2418.htm), and the non-fancy old 5-7-5 kind of Haiku.
Yes, it's a silly idea. But you may also see a keyword you didn't know existed and learn something new 😀
I offer this hairball of creativity, posted earlier on a derail:
IDENTITY IS SHUTDOWN
PRIMARY ESCAPE
May 9, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I call this one "Bear Sterns"
DEFAULT TRANSACTION
CROSS PUBLIC DECLARE DUMP GROUP
USE TRIGGER DUMMY
May 9, 2008 at 2:22 pm
What a fun idea!
LOAD CURRENT_USER
AUTHORIZATION UPDATE ALL
BROWSE NOT WITH CONSTRAINT
May 10, 2008 at 12:33 am
I call this "Presidential Campaign, 2008":
SELECT
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May 12, 2008 at 8:28 am
Very nice! I like that one.
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May 12, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Thanks, Steve!
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June 6, 2008 at 10:01 am
CHECK DUMMY IN GROUP
AUTHORIZATION DENY
TRY SAVE DUMMY NOT
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June 24, 2008 at 9:30 pm
public statistics
trigger off foreign values
convert user view
June 24, 2008 at 9:36 pm
escape outer view
cascade is like cross current
primary break between
June 24, 2008 at 9:49 pm
June 25, 2008 at 6:57 am
Ken Simmons (6/24/2008)
DROP DATABASE FILEIF NO BACKUP TO RESTORE
BEGIN TO DENY
ROFL! :laugh:
Beautiful, Ken.
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June 26, 2008 at 8:07 am
How about the following?
BEGIN TO COMMIT
WHEN RECEIVE DUMP
THEN END CONVERSATION
Kind of silly, but I got a laugh out of it...
especially when I considered how RELATIONAL it is :w00t::D:P:hehe:
Steve
(aka smunson)
:D:D:D
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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June 26, 2008 at 9:14 am
smunson (6/26/2008)
How about the following?
BEGIN TO COMMIT
WHEN RECEIVE DUMP
THEN END CONVERSATION
Kind of silly, but I got a laugh out of it...
especially when I considered how RELATIONAL it is :w00t::D:P:hehe:
Steve
(aka smunson)
:D:D:D
It does not conform to the rules. The "Haiku" are supposed to consist of 3 lines, with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second and 5 syllables in the last line. Yours is (4,4,6), not (5,7,5).
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June 26, 2008 at 9:59 am
OOPS !!! Wasn't familiar with the specifics on that... here's a fix:
BEGIN TO COMMIT
WHEN RECEIVE CONTAINS DUMP THEN
END CONVERSATION
Turns out I did have 5 on line 1, but then it was 4 and 6 instead of 7 and 5.
Steve
(aka smunson)
:):):)
rbarryyoung (6/26/2008)
smunson (6/26/2008)
How about the following?
BEGIN TO COMMIT
WHEN RECEIVE DUMP
THEN END CONVERSATION
Kind of silly, but I got a laugh out of it...
especially when I considered how RELATIONAL it is :w00t::D:P:hehe:
Steve
(aka smunson)
:D:D:D
It does not conform to the rules. The "Haiku" are supposed to consist of 3 lines, with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second and 5 syllables in the last line. Yours is (4,4,6), not (5,7,5).
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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June 26, 2008 at 10:41 pm
SQL pick up line...:w00t:
GETDATE FOR USER
IF LANGUAGE IS NOT FOREIGN
TRY CONVERSATION
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