"I'm Steve Jones ... and this is a cat!" ROFLMAO! I have one now but had two for quite a while. They will make one laugh when little else will. Glad to see that you too have a "feline infection". It's a condition where there is no cure and the only treatment is more cats.
I'll second [third, fourth, whatever] the thanks for starting this and sticking with it. If you had 2% of all the #$sses that you have helped save you could open a donkey ranch.
Happy Christmas. Merry Holidays. Terrific New Year.
P.S. I was going to recommend a teleprompter. There is somebody high in government that got one. Then I saw that you are using one. Hmm. Doesn't seem to have helped him either. Sorry. Sick joke from a former broadcaster.