EightKB... I'm presenting!
If you've not seen this one before, it will totally blow your mind. To summarize, in one of the most heterodixic SQL presentations you're likely to ever see, I destroy the myth of Random GUID fragmentation, show how they can be used to actually prevent fragmentation, and lay waste to what people currently use as "Best Practice" Index Maintenance.
Bring your water-cooled helmet... you're going to need it.
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ow.First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".
"Dear Lord... I'm a DBA so please give me patience because, if you give me strength, I'm going to need bail money too!"
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