Canine Corgi Completion Contest

  • Steve Jones – SSC Editor

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    Comments posted to this topic are about the item Canine Corgi Completion Contest

  • Steve Jones – SSC Editor

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    This is a test post as we’ve had a few issues.

  • John Mitchell-245523

    SSC Guru

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    Too many stalls – please flush the log. Maybe the mirror is out of sink – or could it be the operating cistern?

    John

  • Brandie Tarvin

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    Woof and good evening, two-legs.

    Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to design a way for high availability groups to fail over to a secondary group in the event the primary group loses access to its DASD drive. You must do this during business hours and in such a way to be transparent to the company executives as well as your customers, and while abstaining from all caffeinated beverages and sugary processed foods lest either caffeine or sugar impair your judgement. The fate of your company’s business continuity plan depends on your quick action and steely nerves.

    As always, should you or any of your DBA team be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This bathroom stall will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck.

    Woof.

    Woof.

    Woof.

    Woof.

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  • mk7dba

    Old Hand

    Points: 350

    Log was backed up

  • Bruce.Edgar 26817

    SSC Rookie

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    If it’s Yellow … Let it Mellow …

    If it’s Brown … Flush it Down …

  • mcdbagds

    SSC Journeyman

    Points: 94

    this cluster seems to have a configuration problem.

  • Steve Cohen

    SSC Enthusiast

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    The Purple Tag?

    They gave me that when I lost my tail.

  • mcdbagds

    SSC Journeyman

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    Ok.  Time to pass some legislation.

  • David.Poole

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    We have determined that extending the paperless office initiative to the bathroom is unacceptable scope creep.

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  • Rob Scholl

    SSC Veteran

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    There is an urgent message in the bathroom at Redgate…

    process #2 is being blocked by a lack of fiber.

  • IowaDave

    SSCommitted

    Points: 1574

    We have a definite throughput issue in here!

  • mfagan12

    SSC Eights!

    Points: 922

    To avoid an overflow, truncate and shrink the transaction log before flushing.

  • David.Poole

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    We’ve installed a 3 node porcelain cluster attached to a fibre channel network.

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  • ildjarn.is.dead

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    More information can be found on Dwight’s desk.

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