Canine Corgi Completion Contest

  • Mongo, Couch and Cassandra are all locked in the lavatory. They are NoLonger flushed with success|!

  • Oh crap. Something got flushed and I don't think it was cache.

  • “There is an urgent message in the bathroom at Redgate…”

    1. Problems with dropping packets? Try fiber...for your internet.
    2. That food truck food caused a critical fault resulting in a stack dump!
    3. CASE WHEN Activity = #1 OR Activity = #2 THEN EXEC usp_wash_hands

      ELSE EXIT

      END

  • I/O wait times have stalled and are going through the woof!

  • Throughput is stalled. The log file is full. Please ensure proper maintenance to prevent things from improperly backing up.

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