Byte Me: Taking it to the top

  • rlangsr

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    Comments posted to this topic are about the item Byte Me: Taking it to the top

  • Jeff Moden

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    Now THAT's a good one!

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  • call.copse


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    Don't do it God! Sorry, just been trying to fix some legacy date time issues moving stuff around and I'm already thinking of the horrible date time code I'd be trawling through to get it working with the extra hours in the day. 

  • Manie

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    Jeff Moden - Sunday, May 7, 2017 8:45 AM

    Now THAT's a good one!

    What is good about that!!! My day is good as it is thank you!!:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

    Manie Verster
    South Africa

    I am happy because I choose to be happy.
    I just love my job!!!

  • Eric M Russell

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    If you want some wiggle room, then start quoting your time estimates in "fortnights" or "dogyears".

    "Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Instead, seek what they sought." - Matsuo Basho

  • mjh 45389


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    This reminds me that there have been a few attempts to introduce decimal time. The first attempt was in the French Revolution. Also some years ago Swatch introduced a decimal watch but if I recall correctly they were all recalled!


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    That is a definite must-have feature enhancement. Longer days would be great on so many levels.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
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  • Ed Wagner

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    SQLRNNR - Wednesday, August 23, 2017 12:49 AM

    That is a definite must-have feature enhancement. Longer days would be great on so many levels.

    Jason, have you finished your enhancement to DBCC yet?

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